“What’s there to explain? Evil queen, wants to fuck, all you ponies are minute men,”

Shining: Why did you just say?! You free-loading human!
Cadance: Hush, Shining. You can have your testosterone talk on my bed later, okay?
Celestia & Luna: [thinking] Sorry Captain, but I/we have to agree with him here.

Princess Cadance is a woman you've met very sparingly, which you theorize is due to her husband. Not that you can blame Shining Armor, even now as he stands a bit between the bed and Cadance herself. If you had your way, Cadance would be in bed next to you right then, married woman or not. You can't help it, she's got all your kryptonites; busty, curvy, thick. Somewhere between her aunts in terms of height, she's got a rack to rival Celestia's and an add to eclipse the sun itself. Perhaps most alluring is the extra weight she had gained and fruitlessly tried to burn after giving birth to her daughter. This left Cadance wonderfully meaty, thick enough to make your mouth water. You vowed to yourself a long time ago to somehow get her alone and out of her dress. Definitely a tall drink of water, you’re normally pretty psyched to get an eyeful of the Love Princess.

ass

Again, the princesses have a quick little silent council, mentally talking things over among themselves. Luna is making no effort to hide her disapproval, vigorously shaking her head hard enough that you were worried her horn might come off. After their little pow-wow was finished, Celestia turns back to you and gives you a tiny nod.

huh I'm surprised you didn't say that as they were having this conversation shining was having a seizure from pure anger.

I am hoping for a sequel there are so many more bad guys to give a good dicking, heck if you go into the comics luna goes to an interdimensional casino where a bird thing has day breaker chained up.
EDIT: you got in the featured box.

“You fight dirty,” growls Umbra, rubbing her eye gingerly. She flashes you a devilish smirk. “I like it.”

"I don't just fight dirty. I fuck dirty." Anon

"Boner field".

“Show me your tits.”

I'm in. I don't care what we're doing, what it costs, or what the probability of survival is; I have a mighty need.

This Anon is my favorite one so far, he is a complete harass.

Amazing job, period! 10/10!

Kinda what to see a follow up to this someday but with Queen Cheeselegs.

This was awesome and adorable.

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me too

This was great, no awesome, no FANTASTIC!!! I love that anonymous can give little shits about anything that was awesome and the way you can give detail, incredible you by friend have a wonderful work of art my god give yourself a pat on the fucking back just... just wow

"Te aseguro, Anon, si hubiera alguien más que pudiera hacer esto, yo no estaría aquí", dice Celestia. “Pero es menos probable que mueras si ella decide tenerte, y por lo tanto nuestra mejor oportunidad de vencerla. Todo lo que necesitas hacer es ocupar su atención, coquetear con ella un poco ... "

"Lo juro, si esa tipa me convence de llevarme por el camino del mal, no habra nada que me detenga de vengarme de lo que me han hecho"-Anon
"y que te hicimos?"-Luna
"Ustedes Hemanas Reales, me han jodido mi horario de sueño, demas de levantarme- ¿que?¿3 AM? - solo para joderle los sesos a una reina milenaria!"-Anon
"Solo por eso te vengaras?"-Shining
"Me he vengado por cosas mas intrascendente, como la vez que me converti en villano por culpa de un MacDon y los 6 bits que no me devolvio Twilight"-Anon
"que-?" -Candence
"NO!" -Celestia
Los ponis/Alicorns se estremecieron pero nunca supieron porque, Anon solo les devolvio una sonrisa malvada y Celestia miro el suelo con ira y resignación
"Ni una palabra mas Anon"- Celestia

"Trato", dice ella. "Una vez que la reina Umbra esté en pie, podemos discutir su pequeña sesión de fotos".

seeeee.... nop, eso no pasara

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Gracias por leer, ojalá te gusto! Pregunta rápida, como traduciste mi historia en español? Lo hiciste tu solo? No se mucho español, me amigo me ayudo traducir tus comentarios.