James moves to Ponyville for a very early retirement and gets caught off guard by a desperate Rarity, also he wasn't looking forward to unpacking. Things only go from there.
“I’ll be honest you Sweetie,” he said as he took out his finger and released her tail. Sweetie faced him quickly backing against the sink drawers. She looked more flushed than anything, “I like you a lot, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to be my marefriend?”
WOW, he just went for it, I expected this to be a slower thing like the "babysitting cream" game but nevermind.
WOW, he just went for it, I expected this to be a slower thing like the "babysitting cream" game but nevermind.
...welp, that escalated quickly.
Wet wipes are stupid. I'm sorry, but I said it, they're stupid. You REALLY don't need them. BTW, kudos on having James tell Sweetie not to flush them.
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think more babysitting cream hacked
Heh, was wondering with the wipe. Then the level difficulty skyrocketed!
DLDR takes on whole nother meaning with this story. This is just SICK.
Wtf, Lol you went from babysteps to riding a missle in 1 paragraph. Pump the brakes goddamn
... That was fast