The humor in this felt far too mean spirited for the fluffy story I came in expecting.

What did I just read?

“OwO.”

uwu

It's been a while since I added a story to my favorites.

“Throat clear,” Rainbow ahem’d

There are so many ridiculous lines and running gags here, but this one is my favorite.

Rainbow Dash was too busy performing the verb of a human country she didn’t know the name of to register the stupidity of that last utterance. “Twiggums.” She heatedly horse-horse’d, causing the thin saliva bridge between their lips to vibrate ecstatically. “You put the eeeee(!) in my bola, gyrl.”

Wth?! XD

"Is he friggin’ serious?” Rainbow droned. “Did we summon the one reptilian transdimensional acolyte who hails from Texas?”

“Pffft.” Twilight rolled her eyes. “Next thing you know, he’ll tell us we’re not allowed to own more than six dildos in a single household.”

I don't have a single fucking clue what's going on but this part made me laugh at least so I'll give it an upvote