Crazy Cat-Hating Ladies

by Godslittleprincess

Epilogue

"Of course, you wouldn't, silly," Pinkie said to AJ with a giggle. "None of us would."

"Yeah," agreed Dash. "Just because we totally can't stand her cat, doesn't mean that we don't care about Rarity." She gave a dry chuckle as she continued, "That'll be like me breaking things off with Fluttershy just because she hates superhero movies."

"Or like Sunset breaking things off with me over that that friendship bracelet I made her," Twilight added as she blushed with embarrassment.

"I still can't believe that she's still wearing it," Pinkie replied, pulling a cookie out of her hair and stuffing it into her mouth.

"I know, right?" Dash agreed, laughing heartily. "No offense, Twi, but that was the ugliest thing that I've ever seen anyone make with a piece of string."

Twilight simply rolled her eyes as she replaced yet another damaged Spirit Day sign.

"Besides," Twilight continued. "Rarity, Fluttershy, and Sunset aren't going to cut us off for not being cat people. I mean, sure, they might be shocked and weirded out at first, but we can still all be friends."

"Oh, they'd better not cut us off for hating cats," scoffed Rainbow as she tossed a full garbage bag into the trash. "Honestly, can you girls think of a more ridiculous reason to break off a friendship?"

"It'll be like Applejack cutting us off for not liking apples," joked Pinkie Pie, shooting off more confetti. Twilight and Rainbow guffawed in response.

"Okay, now that, that would be TOTALLY ridiculous," Dash said between laughs.

"As if Applejack could ever be that petty," agreed Twilight.

"Hehe, yeah," mumbled Applejack as she forced a laugh. "Pretty ridiculous."

Author's Note:

So, I added this epilogue just in case I unintentionally offended any cat people who read this. I swear that I wasn't trying to be offensive. I only wrote the last chapter because I had that song stuck in my head and because I thought to myself, "Why can't this annoying song be about something that I actually can't stand like my sisters' cats when they mess up my room and don't return my snuggles?" That explains why the parody lyrics are all about cats breaking stuff and being unaffectionate.

By the way, what does it say about me if I find cats significantly less tolerable than guys?

Comments

[Godslittleprincess]

9219446
By the way, now that I think about it, I have actually done something similar to this in real life, just without the song and dance number. My sisters' cats totally ticked me off (again), so I ended up complaining about them to some of my classmates over lunch. Yeah, they don't like cats either.

[Foxhelm]

I thought you actually enjoyed my company
I am okay with you not liking cats, you don't have to like them.

[Godslittleprincess]

9239327
The song that inspired this was about a bunch of women getting drunk and complaining about how dudes (except the gay ones) are the scum of the earth, which I completely disagree with. I mean, men can be odd and confusing at times, but at least they are able to understand why you are mad at them (unlike cats ). What I meant by that last question was "Why did I have to change the words of a song complaining about dudes to a song complaining about cats in order to make it more relatable?".