I think Twilight's best pony because I relate to her the best.
After a freak accident in the school gymnasium destroys the Spirit Day decorations, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Twilight Sparkle work overtime to fix damage. As they are working, they all make an amazing discovery about themselves. They all hate cats. It's a good thing the other three girls in their friendship circle weren't present for what happens next, or else, things would have gotten real awkward real fast. Inspired by Jasper Pie and my sisters' cats.
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Okay.... I don't know what to say, other than don't let Fluttershy know either.
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Yeah, I have a weird relationship with cats.
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Also, please don't tell me that you're a cat person. 
It's not my best work, isn't it?
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I was talking to the girls...
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Well, it's not your worse.
I plead the 5th.
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Don't worry too much about it. I was honestly more afraid that I had accidentally offended you in some way.
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I am not offended, just ... confused. It's a really random story.
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Yeah, I was feeling pretty random today.
Did you not see the tag, my good sir?
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Oh I saw the tag, i didn;t expect it to be that random
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By the way, now that I think about it, I have actually done something similar to this in real life, just without the song and dance number. My sisters' cats totally ticked me off (again), so I ended up complaining about them to some of my classmates over lunch. Yeah, they don't like cats either.
I thought you actually enjoyed my company
I am okay with you not liking cats, you don't have to like them.
Best response in the chapter.
I am undecided which I prefer as the actual ending, the other one leaves it open-ended and gets us to think, but what we might uncover in thoughts, eye there is the rub. This one gives us an in-character closed-ending and everything as it should be... but it can come off as boring.
GAH!!! I am so confused, it's like I am dealing with a.... cat...
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). What I meant by that last question was "Why did I have to change the words of a song complaining about dudes to a song complaining about cats in order to make it more relatable?".
The song that inspired this was about a bunch of women getting drunk and complaining about how dudes (except the gay ones) are the scum of the earth, which I completely disagree with. I mean, men can be odd and confusing at times, but at least they are able to understand why you are mad at them (unlike cats
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I've been working a long day, I was up before 11:50 PM EST Wednesday and read this around 6 pm EST Thursday.
oh...
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By the way, what DOES me complaining about cats the way Rachel Bloom complains about dudes say about me?
Oh, you poor guy.
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you're asking the wrong person that question... sorry
I just read this story. You’re clear to post this in the “Warriors of Jesus” group.
Admittedly, it is really random, but that’s okay.
The only thing left to say would be that I can totally relate with many of things they said regarding cats, although...I myself am a cat-lover. But, I’m not offended by this story.
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Whew. By the way, I wrote a blog post about how this story came about. Feel free to take a look at it.
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Thanks.