The dragon… moaned girlishly… oh my god it’s a GAY dragon! “Mmmm, what can I help you two sweeties with?” At this, it wiggled its back slightly, causing the crystal to go in further. William went pale and vomited, and I frowned at an upcoming awkward situation.
I chuckled slightly at the sight of the mare panicking, and walked in the front door of the restaurant. Upon seeing my corpse, I pulled from my hobby of acting and screamed, “CHAUNCEY! NOOOO! MY ONLY BROTHER!” I pointed at the still panicking mare. “WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM YOU BITCH?!”
I guarantee at least one of the dislikes on this story is because of this particular chapter not portraying ponies as being perfect, objectively morally good individuals. Man, people need to realize that even in the show they're not like that. Altruistic, yes, but not perfectly good.
9123495 If you've read to the end, you know that Rarity is a total bitch, who only uses Spike and is generally racist. We tried to make the universe the story is set in as realistic as possible, at least psychologically/politically speaking, especially in the case of racism.
So they are overpowered as shit, because every time they die they get duplicates of everything they had on them, and get 2 times more powerful by obsorbing the power of their previous bodies, or get an undead servant. And not just one of them gets more powerful they both do by by absorbing something different about the bodies. I cannot wait to see how they abuse the shit out of this.
9203519 The fact that they aren't already some Outer God tier being means they clearly don't have the right mindset. A true munchkin would spend a few weeks continually respawning and powering up before even attempting anything else lol. Though I like this story's interpretation of immortality - and it gets around one of the problems with immortality, namely things like drowning, being locked up, and so on. If your body stays alive through everything, something like drowning just infinitely kills and rezzes you, wheras this "respawn in a localized area" could eventually escape.
I frowned, “Hey, we felt like we’d be crummy friends if we left you high and dry to face a dragon, besides, Smog was nice, he was just kicked outta his actual home by some asshole who led him on. And besides, if he was an actually mean dragon, do you think you’d stand ANY chance in HELL of surviving? We are skilled fighters who CAN. NOT. DIE. Whereas you can die, and this world needs you girls, you bring so much light with you all. But we just bring… us. With all the trouble that brings.” I grinned sadly, “Even if we could die permanently, would anyone miss us? No, we are expendable. We are an acceptable loss, whereas you six? If some big bad comes that we can’t handle, your elements are the LAST. RESORT.”
“He has a point, sugarcube,” Applejack drawled.
“Yeah, they are not as vital as we are, dear,” Rarity said.
Finally, somebody calls twilight out on her shit! Now they just need to get Celestia.
Hah gayyy!
That is true ponies are racist as hell
Bravo, sir.
I guarantee at least one of the dislikes on this story is because of this particular chapter not portraying ponies as being perfect, objectively morally good individuals. Man, people need to realize that even in the show they're not like that. Altruistic, yes, but not perfectly good.
9123495
If you've read to the end, you know that Rarity is a total bitch, who only uses Spike and is generally racist. We tried to make the universe the story is set in as realistic as possible, at least psychologically/politically speaking, especially in the case of racism.
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So they are overpowered as shit, because every time they die they get duplicates of everything they had on them, and get 2 times more powerful by obsorbing the power of their previous bodies, or get an undead servant. And not just one of them gets more powerful they both do by by absorbing something different about the bodies. I cannot wait to see how they abuse the shit out of this.
9203519
The fact that they aren't already some Outer God tier being means they clearly don't have the right mindset. A true munchkin would spend a few weeks continually respawning and powering up before even attempting anything else lol. Though I like this story's interpretation of immortality - and it gets around one of the problems with immortality, namely things like drowning, being locked up, and so on. If your body stays alive through everything, something like drowning just infinitely kills and rezzes you, wheras this "respawn in a localized area" could eventually escape.
OOOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH THAT HURT
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TTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKK GONNA NEED A MEDIC FOR THAT ONE