The One Rule at Cons You Shouldn't break but you did

by SkyrimbetterthanFallout

Montage Time!

Author's Note:

So here we are. It's been a long time coming hasn't seen it? Also cookies to whoever get the reference. I'm sorry it took so long and is short i planned on it being longer but moving and stuff this past summer sucked. I also blame battlefield 4 now that I got back into it. The net fighter ribbon sucks to try and get though. Don't worry though, I'm going to make a longer chapter that sums up what was supposed to happen this one.

"I wonder, if you take enough sticks after you kill a timberwolf, will it still reform?" When I'm alone I talk to myself out loud and I don't know why. Perhaps I'm really speaking to an invisible audience. Or to God himself. Which leads to the question, why are we here? Are we just a cosmic coincidence? Or is there really someone up there? I don't know but that shit keeps me up at night.

You see my brain's on auto-pilot at this point as I walk through the forest cold and wet. There's barely any sunlight so my armor can't be dried and water has gone into a very uncomfortable place. Overall it's been pretty shitty the last couple o' hours.

I should probably make myself a makeshift shelter or find that one castle thing out here. I could build a shelter inside the castle for shits and giggles. Would it be called shelter-ception or just having a base inside of a large building. Fuck if I know. This is going to take a long time to find the castle and even longer to build a home. Too bad this ain't Fortnite.

Well I guess I should pick up the pace.

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It's been a couple weeks since our last long talk brain and I suppose were due for another one. I guess a recap is in order. We found the castle after a days walk and started to set up a makeshift camp. A few more after that I finished the outside walls and went to work on the interior. We've just finished and met a friendly neighborhood black pers- I mean zebra! Yes zebra! Totally what I was going to say. Don't worry about it. I couldnt understand a word she said but that's ok! (Please don't think I'm racist because of this, I blame the slight accent).

This has been a scheduled update from your friendly neighbourhood arms dealer!

Comments

[Earthpatriot117]

That's it? It was stupid! It was dumb! It was...short.
...I loved it! Lolol
Get the reference? Xp

[Spc jacko]

Red vs Blue, season one episode one. Literally one of the first sentences in the great epic.

[SkyrimbetterthanFallout]

Double the cookies if anyone can get the second reference I made since I made a typo and didn't feel like correcting the authors note.

[Arch_Magos_Boog_Trad]

Yes please update more

[Wir sind verloren]

"I wonder, if you take enough sticks after you kill a timberwolf, will it still reform?" When I'm alone I talk to myself out loud and I don't know why. Perhaps I'm really speaking to an invisible audience. Or to God himself. Which leads to the question, why are we here? Are we just a cosmic coincidence? Or is there really someone up there? I don't know but that shit keeps me up at night.

Statement: RvB reference.

[WeAreTheMeta]

"I wonder, if you take enough sticks after you kill a timberwolf, will it still reform?" When I'm alone I talk to myself out loud and I don't know why. Perhaps I'm really speaking to an invisible audience. Or to God himself. Which leads to the question, why are we here? Are we just a cosmic coincidence? Or is there really someone up there? I don't know but that shit keeps me up at night.

No why are we in the middle of a box canyon with a base on either side in the middle of nowhere?

[Ghost King]

Lol black per I mean zebra totally 😆 🤣 WTF