Reichtangle and Belgiumball

by Russian Bank Teller

bonus: freedommmm (the chapter thats even more crap because I need 1000 words)

In the Crystal Empire....

"GUESS WHAT PONIES?" said mericaball

"what?" said everypony there

"LET FREEDOM RING!" replied mericaball, and with that all of the crystal empire exploded in a nuclear mushroom cloud

"ha-ha! Take that you commie horses!" And then americaball did a victory dance

Meanwhile in Canterlot...

"Sister, our country is being destroyed by these talking balls! What ever are we going to do?"

"I don't know Tia, I don't know..."

"Celestia! Luna!" said Shining Armor, captain of the royal guard

"What is it Captain?"

"The Crystal Empire exploded!"

They both collectively sighed.

"Captain, mobilize the guard. Equestria has declared war on balls"

"Ma'am yes Ma'am!" I'll tell that to the papers immediately...

In Appaloosa...

Braeburn signed and picked up a newspaper, wondering what bad thing happened today...

EQUESTRIA DECLARES WAR ON BALLS

Today the princesses announced that they declared war on balls and all of equestria should watch out for them. The balls have already destroyed the Crystal Empire are are planning to destroy all of Equestria. The guard has been mobilized and have standing orders to eliminate any balls they come accross.

RISE IN SEXUAL ASSAULT CASES

Braeburn wondered if maybe he can get out of Equestria. Too many weird things happen every day...

Comments

[Russian Bank Teller]

why did I write this?

[none that is holy]

beautiful

[Randy11201]

Poland cannot into space