Pipsqueak's Big Brother

by Nightspawn

I love back to the future references

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black

The beep beep beep of the alarm clock shook Doodle-Doo awake, It seemed that the days in his youth of not sleeping to lessen the workload of his mother had finally taken there toll. He looked at the clock to see... It was 8:25, crap he was supposed to take Pip to his first day at school today, It had been a few weeks since his mother had adopted Pip, since Doodle-Doo’s fight with his mother.

His mother’s car was in the shop today, and Pegisi air traffic was backed up, so he grabbed a rope, his skateboard and helmet and a harness, he then rushed to Pip’s room...

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Insert Power of love montage here

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As Doodle-doo and pip tried to sneak into the school, an oh-so-familiar voice stopped him. Vice principal Strickland glared disapprovingly at Doodle-doo, before noticing Pipsqueak. It was then that he began his rant

“It was bad enough when you ruined your own education with your slacker attitude, then you had to drive this pliable young colt into your twisted amusements. I’ve decided you are an even greater danger to public safety than that dangerous crackpot of a doctor, Princess Twilight Sparkle... You’re just like your father you know, He was a slacker too. He deserved what he got, when the bugs ripped through his flesh, he should have stayed with his own social class!”

It was then that Strickland literally marched them out of the school.

“So, now what ?” Pipsqueak asked.

“No idea” Doodle-doo said.

Pipsqueak looked around, and saw a Barnes and Nobles. “Can we go in there?” Pipsqueak asked, while pointing.

Doodle-doo frowned “Well um, You see, I’m kinda um, banned for life” he said embarrassed.

Pipsqueak stifled back a laugh “Seriously ?”

Doodle-doo nodded sheepishly “besides the library at home has all the same books as that place, and they’re free” he said with a smile.

“Okay” Pip braced himself for another skateboard ride.

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In the massive expanse of the Canterlot Royal Library, Doodle-doo and Pipsqueak sat curled up in chairs next to each other. Doodle-doo was reading The Art Of The Deal by Donald Trot while Pipsqueak was reading something equally engrossing, The Draconiquis In The Sombrero by Dr. Chaos.

Then the Author came out of the book, Discord the titular Draconiquis in the titular sombrero, took a bow. Pipsqueak panicked, and threw the book onto the floor, while Doodle-doo barely looked up from his book “Hello Uncle D.”

Although Pipsqueak had met Discord before, he was not used to his flashy entrances. Discord, seeing the terrified look on Pip’s face, he bowed in apology.

“Anyways Mon Nephews, Your mother is aware of what happened at the school today, and is going to talk to you about how we are going to deal with it, tonight at dinner.” He paused briefly before continuing “And Doodle-doo, your mother asked me to tell you that she’s sorry for what she said to you, and she still loves you both.” Discord pulled up a chair, and said “Don’t mind me, Continue reading.” Discord began reading Advanced Chaos Theory by Q, while the brothers resumed their regularly scheduled literature.

=============Fast=forward=the=VHS=like=that=one=scene=in=Spaceballs

“Kids, I’m home” Luna stepped out of her custom Night-sky painted DMC-012. She Clicked the keys and with a Beep-beep the car teleported into the garage. She found a short note written in the neat yet simplistic handwriting of her older son Went to library

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Doodle-doo and Pip were reading Where’s Waldo Extreme and were currently stuck on Where’s Waldo in grey scale land, while Discord was incredibly bored out of his All-Knowing-Mind.

The boys had just about tracked down the elusive scarf wearing stallion when there was a loud thump at the window, followed by a crash.

The gray, blonde haired mail-mare, opened the balcony door, she gave a salute “Mail for you, Princess Luna, and some for you two as well.” she said pointing at Doodle-doo and Pipsqueak.

Pip looked at her concerned, pointing to her wing filled with flower pot pieces, he asked “Are you okay?”

Derpy beamed at him with that smile of complete innocence “I’m fine, besides this happens all the time.” She said that last part in a manner similar to an unlucky jackrabbit desert sage, she then flew off.

Then they (Doodle-doo and Pipsqueak) turned around to see their mother, before then rushing into a big hug. She then handed each of them their mail; Doodle-doo received a new issue of Miniature Railroad Enthusiast and a Comic-book labeled Tales from Space; Space zombie from Pluto, while Pip received various letters from the orphanage.

=============Fast=Forward=yet Again===

Ever since Luna first adopted Pipsqueak, Blueblood like the pretentious prick he was, had refused to eat with who he called "Traitors to the Unicorn master-race".

Tonight was no different, Der Fueher, as Blueblood called himself, was probably in his so-called "Secret Evil Lair of Evil Secrets". Where he was likely practicing "speech" which was really just him yelling about how various groups were Inferior, while a song played and ponies marched in unison.

When She found out what happened at school, Luna was disgusted that Vice Principal Strickland would turn Duskshield's Brave last stand, his heroic sacrifice, into the "well-deserved" death of an idotic fool.

Pip asked what happened to Doodle-Doo's father, she had simply told him he had died. She hadn't told Doodle-Doo the truth until he turned 16, however after this incident she felt Pip should know part of the truth, told through a parable.

But not the whole truth.

No. It was a story that contained the truth safely, in a cage of words. Not the naked truth that can burn over any distance.

It was the story of a unicorn couple named James and Lilly, and their son, Harry.

However there was still the issue of Pip's educational conundrum. It was a riddle wrapped within an enigma, Unless...

The next day Luna, with Doodle-doo riding shotgun and Pipsqueak in the back, turned the keys of her DeLorean, She then switched to the Hover-mode and together the three of them went into the great unknown.

Author's Note:

Yes, I am actually banned from Barnes and noble Irl.