As Anon, your life in Equestria isn't easy. These ponies always manage to either cause trouble for yourself or drive you insane with their antics. As the days pass by, you try to find ways to survive against their countless assaults
When Anon pulled out the tape recorder I was half expecting him to start playing a recording of him screwing Celestia or something just to fuck with Twilight.
8104337 I based it off the many random Anon stories here where the mares, for some reason usually act like they're in heat even when they aren't. Well, that and I have no idea what in the world I was doing when I wrote this.
8104113 You sir, have a good idea with that. I didn't go with that as I thought this story was only going to be rated T. Now that its M, its a darn shame I didn't go with that option.
Snapping out that thought, you lay the easy-over eggs onto a plate and pull some potatoes out. Slicing them into pieces, you drop them into the pan and stir them around. A few minutes later the potatoes are done and you smile.
Using your ever-trusty spatula, you pile the nicely roasted potatoes onto the plate and sit down at the table. Seeing something amiss, you chuckle and grab a glass from your cabinet and open the refrigerator up.
Actually, I usually cook those in reverse due to the potatoes taking longer to cool than the eggs. Cold eggs are not tasty.
Fluttershy showed up wearing a priest collar and asked if stories are your fetish. I see what you did there. Flutterpriest everyone check his shit out.
“Yeah, see you later, Autismo.” You halfheartedly wave back and return back to your breakfast.
SEEEH, me agrada este tipo (i'm autistic)
So Anon,” You respond back to her quickly. She looks at you confused and you keep your face blank.
already holding the laugh
“Yep. This will let me man up and prepare myself. See you later, my little book pony,” You silently gag to yourself and open the now magic-free door.
Doing the same, cheers!
A single, totally manly tear drips down your cheek and plops onto the wooden floor. You grab the bottle and raise it up, “Cheers,” you say to yourself and proceed to down the rest of its contents.
damm this got serious, now i'm curious of how much You Will change from comedy/sarcasm to seriousness
When Anon pulled out the tape recorder I was half expecting him to start playing a recording of him screwing Celestia or something just to fuck with Twilight.
Boy the mares are like that already? how do they get when in heat? or are they in heat all the time?
Haha
8104337 I based it off the many random Anon stories here where the mares, for some reason usually act like they're in heat even when they aren't. Well, that and I have no idea what in the world I was doing when I wrote this.
8104113 You sir, have a good idea with that. I didn't go with that as I thought this story was only going to be rated T. Now that its M, its a darn shame I didn't go with that option.
Actually, I usually cook those in reverse due to the potatoes taking longer to cool than the eggs. Cold eggs are not tasty.
Fluttershy showed up wearing a priest collar and asked if stories are your fetish.
I see what you did there. Flutterpriest everyone check his shit out.
For a second I thought flutterra... was 5he same here
Too much 4chan
SEEEH, me agrada este tipo (i'm autistic)
already holding the laugh
Doing the same, cheers!
damm this got serious, now i'm curious of how much You Will change from comedy/sarcasm to seriousness