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NonnyTheAnonFilly


Writer of human-like demons and wacky green-skinned, question-mark faced humans named Anon. Also Anon Filly best OC.

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When Anon pulled out the tape recorder I was half expecting him to start playing a recording of him screwing Celestia or something just to fuck with Twilight.

Boy the mares are like that already? how do they get when in heat? or are they in heat all the time?

8104337 I based it off the many random Anon stories here where the mares, for some reason usually act like they're in heat even when they aren't. Well, that and I have no idea what in the world I was doing when I wrote this.

8104113 You sir, have a good idea with that. I didn't go with that as I thought this story was only going to be rated T. Now that its M, its a darn shame I didn't go with that option.

Damn Sun-Pony troll.

“U-um, some special juice I made and blended in the tea. D-drink it all, Anon. You deserve it.”:fluttershysad:
Oh god what is in that tea !

Snapping out that thought, you lay the easy-over eggs onto a plate and pull some potatoes out. Slicing them into pieces, you drop them into the pan and stir them around. A few minutes later the potatoes are done and you smile.

Using your ever-trusty spatula, you pile the nicely roasted potatoes onto the plate and sit down at the table. Seeing something amiss, you chuckle and grab a glass from your cabinet and open the refrigerator up.

Actually, I usually cook those in reverse due to the potatoes taking longer to cool than the eggs. Cold eggs are not tasty.

“Is drinking mare juices your fetish, Anon?”

“…” You were in the middle of about to take a sip, raised mug and all.

....
*looks at cup*
*Looks at shy*
*Looks at cup again*
*Blinks*
*Sets back on tray, stands up, and leaves without a word*
*offers to trade recording of Twilight back in exchange for a memory-removal spell*

Fluttershy showed up wearing a priest collar and asked if stories are your fetish.
I see what you did there. Flutterpriest everyone check his shit out.

8381393
Blackmail is worth suffering for
Especially of porchlight spackle

I hope Anon beats the life out of sunbutt. But that be wishful thinking when it comes to that fucked up brony shitty magic.

For a second I thought flutterra... was 5he same here

Well what are the chances Rainbow Dash pregnant.

“Yeah, see you later, Autismo.” You halfheartedly wave back and return back to your breakfast.

SEEEH, me agrada este tipo (i'm autistic)

So Anon,” You respond back to her quickly. She looks at you confused and you keep your face blank.

already holding the laugh

“Yep. This will let me man up and prepare myself. See you later, my little book pony,” You silently gag to yourself and open the now magic-free door.

Doing the same, cheers!

A single, totally manly tear drips down your cheek and plops onto the wooden floor. You grab the bottle and raise it up, “Cheers,” you say to yourself and proceed to down the rest of its contents.

damm this got serious, now i'm curious of how much You Will change from comedy/sarcasm to seriousness

“W-Would you c-care for some tea?” Fluttershy asks though its more like quietly squeaks out to you. You think it over and shrug.

Aphrodisiacs huh?

“U-um, some special juice I made and blended in the tea. D-drink it all, Anon. You deserve it.”

Fucking… i cant Even think of an insult?!?

“I'm gonna FUCKIN' KILL YOU!!”

Fucking right You do

why am i commenting so much in this shit????
Also screw flutterheated, screw sun-butt and screw the toasts

i'm not gonna Say her name
Not Even her Nickname
Just "monarch"
That old-hag/excuse of a alicorn is getting on My nerves again
It does not matters in which plot, in which fic or in which perspective
THE MONARCH IS A FUCKING WITCH OF NOTHING BUT ANNOYINGNESS

a dosis of "what is wrong with these fucking ponies" from time to time is always refreshing

Also screw You monarch (v3)

Good fic btw, gotta make sure to look at your profile now

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