Chapter 2- WAR IS COMING
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Very quickily, Twilight gathered all of the girls together in her library, determined to tell them all about their new god-emperor and to convince them to banish away Celestia and Luna from their minds and praise.
After a long and lengthy discussion about the man she saw arrive at Ponyville, the other girls dissented to her opinion; however, just as they were about to leave, frustrated at Twilight's’ treachery towards their princesses, Trump burst in through the library door, his hands on his hips and his chest sticking out proudly.
“Follow me, girls, and WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.”
All of the girls quickly became fazed by the glorious god-emperor and saliva dripped out of their mouths as their draws dropped at the smoothy glorious hair of his.
All but Applejack.
“What in tarnations? This an’t no ‘Murica!”
Then Trump, sensing a possible threat to his godliness, bent his hips to the right, put his hands up and behind his head with his elbows pointing outwards, and pelvic thrusted towards her. A shockwave erupted from his couch, blowing Applejack over, as the musk of a real working man washed over her.
Quickly, her mind changed on everything.
“Wowzers, Lord Emperor Trump, I never knew how wrong I was! I’m sorry! Please accept my forgiveness!”
Applejack bowed at his feet, ensuring that she was being super submissive at the feet of the most glorious man in the universe.
Straightening his posture, he composed himself very formally as his shining abs could be seen through his perfectly-tailored shirt.
“It is alright, for the American people need me. The fake news will not win today, my fellow Americans. It is time to fight back against the establishment.”
He stepped outside with the girls in tow, Twilight couldn’t help but notice his perfectly sculpted butt muscles, enjoying seeing them move underneath his perfectly-tailored garments.
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Trump gathered all of the ponies in ponyville and after each pony forked over ten dollars, he handed them each a MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat which were very very popular amongst him and his supporters.
As he was doing so, a lone pegasus guard, obviously of the royal kind, flew down from where canterlot was near. He looked very tired and beat up. In marker, a bunch of feminist slurs such as MAN TEARS and MEMEINIST were written all over his face along with bits of spittle and cheap makeup.
He cried out as he landed in front of Trump, “Sir! Please! You have to help us in the town of Canterlot!! A evil woman arrived and is sjw-ing everyone in the city of canterlot! Please help!”
Hearing this, Trump whispered under his breath, “Hillary…”
Lord Emperor Trump, in his magnificence, took his stance as emperor and pointed to canterlot and announced, “The fight against the media begins today! Tonight, we debate in hell!”
As he commanded, Trump, his supporters (including the freshly-converted town of ponyville because the media didn’t get in the way between trump and the people), and the military all marched on towards the village of canterlot.
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(In canterlot castle)
Luna, Celestia, and Hillary all sat together at the tippy top of the tallest tower in the castle. They stared upon their lands as Hillary pointed out various towns and spoke, “I feel like women are getting oppressed there and there and there.” Each time pointing to a new place.
As she was pointing to every place she could see, she gasped, seeing a bright light explode from Ponyville.
“Trump…” she whispered under her breath angrily.
She stood up, even more angry now.
“We must stop him now!”
Luna immediately got up and started agreeing, shouting pedophile and misogynist towards where Hillary was pointing. Celestia however, looked at where Hillary was pointing, contemplating who this ‘Trump’ was. He sounded powerful at the very least.
However, before she could ask, Hillary leaped outside the window, landing to the very bottom of the canterlot castle with a super hero jump, amazing the entirety of the city of Canterlot.
Luna followed soon after, stumbling on her way out the window, and screaming as she fell down very fastly.
Celestia however, frowned, still laying down looking at the town as it glowed a bright red white and blue.
“War is coming…”
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7989703 why not
7989706 but could I become one?
NEW CHAPTER IS OUT!!!
enjoy!!! (Minus the haters)
7989712 We got out of a very long political election. it was very stressful for a lot of people even after Trump victory some people still try to push their political ideas onto others.
7989714
Uh, sure? But this is odd coming from a person who wrote... this
7989729 my parents say politics isnt a good subject to bring up with people you dont know but i thought it would be fun to write about
7989733 whats wrong with my sotry
7989734 As fun it is to do it it's something to be cautious about.
7989735
No—well, I could name a few things—but that's not what I mean. Your story just portrayed feminists in a negative and extreme light. And you're free to think however you want on such a controversial topic, of course. I'm simply surprised that you're considering being a feminist, unless you honestly didn't understand the full meaning.
Your story, however... I didn't enjoy it. Sorry. Despite the lack of a comedy tag, there seemed to be an abundance of randomness and humor that just fell flat. The plot didn't really make sense, and the writing could use technical work. But if this is intended to be a troll fic or some satire piece, than good work. But, I was just left feeling nothing but confused.
That's not me being a "hater", it's my opinion. It might do you well to listen others', before hitting that delete button.
7989756
7989750 I would make a good feminist i think
7989759
I just... OK.
7989756 I hesitate to call it satire. If it was satire, I feel it would've played off of things such as the E-Mail scandal, the Wikileaks revelations, how Clinton's notorious for flip-flopping on issues (well, except for Wall Street), and Benghazi.
I'll give credit for mentioning her accepting Saudi money though.
That said... I had to stop reading because I wasn't laughing. It just began to feel too random—and when doing that with politics, that's about the worst thing you can do.
I'm all for political humor (it's how I got through the election), but if you're going to right a crackfic with political elements, I feel you have to do one of two things:
Satirize something.
Remain neutral and make fun of everyone in some fashion of form.
This... really didn't do either. It went after radical third-wave feminism, but it didn't do so in a satirical manner as far as I can see. It just portrayed Clinton as a radical, man-hating woman... I can't say I'd have a better idea, but I don't get the joke here.
As a final note: I feel this is a few months too late. By now, Clinton's faded from the public eye beyond there being people who want her arrested for mishandling classified information, Benghazi, and several other things. Writing a story about her feels... irrelevant. Not saying it can't be done, but seeing it start off with her campaigning feels like this was meant to be put out months ago.
7989768
7989781 are you racist against muslims
7989789 she still seen in public
i see her on the news every day calling trump racist
7989807 Far from it.
7989819 then dont talk bad about muslims. that would make you racist
This is God's work right here. Congrats, fellow do-gooder.
7989642 Cancer?
Upvoted to piss people off.
7990060
Just gonna ignore that
7990080
What I read: T R I G G E R E D
Whoa bro, calm down. It's not that big of a deal.
7990058 Thank you, my kind sir! I tried REALLY hard on this
7990077 NO HARRASSING ON MY SOTRY
7990075 no politics on here please
7990066 there are a lot of HATERs out there
7990115 My intent wasn't to harass. Harassing involves a personal attack on someone (which would be you in this case), and I didn't attack you. If it came across like that then I'm sorry, but I was explaining exactly why I was confused by the story and didn't enjoy it all that much.
Let me repeat myself, though, for clarity's sake. I AM NOT ATTACKING YOU. I AM NOT TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. I WAS JUST GIVING MY OPINION ON A STORY. Glad we cleared that up.
7990138 Haha! I 'member!
7990149 okay.
thank you for clarifying
I have no words...
7990153 do you want to borrow mine?
7990154
huh
I mean I'm trying to say something that won't trigger you because of the comment graveyard I just waded through shows that you have a millimeter's length of a fuse
7990156
7990158 those be dah fighting words
7990162 > joke
7990112
I can tell, bro. Don't let them haters get you down. *cough* Harmony Pie *cough*
7990240 thank you VERY VERY much for the support!!!
7990117
Err, you wrote a whole story revolving around politics.
7990272 please keep your opinions to yourself.
After seeing these comments I don't know who side to take. But honestly I'm tired of all these little bitchs crying over the election so what if you lost it does not matter get over self's....and don't say this election made people scared only those SJW and feminist cry baby's say that.... Anyway I'll track this story just because it entertaing to read.