Bordermares

by Regidar

With the Bordermares

Hey guys, Regidar here.

You are about to read a parody of Team Headkick's "In the Borderlands"

I figured I may as well post this to keep you guys busy while I write chapter 2.

I don't think there are any spoilers, just some backround stuff. Think of it more as a "prieview."

Let me know who you like it!

With the Borderlands
"Ponies stole my Lunch"
By Regidar
Produced by Lemonadenapalm

In a place that was once Equestria,
Is only now a place of mass hysteria
3 mares one stallion looking for fame
Killing anything that gets in their way
A place now owned by bandits
Get hit quick, grab a health kit
Skags, mutants, and Giant Parasprites
Zombies too, can't sleep at night
Ruins of Canterlot is their only goal
A legend that was only meant to entertain a mere foal
A whole bunch of raiders, killers, and thieves,
Get anything you want from Pinkie's vending machines
Spend the whole day listening to the Cloptraps
Exploding barrels force ya down on your back
But if you're a pegasis, protect your things
The bandits make sure to shoot for the wings
What ever happened to this place
Once a land of love, now it's a disgrace
Fluttershy, can't be afraid to pull the trigger and shoot
Because in this world you can't get by by being cute
Well I suppose I should kill 9 hooves alright
But get ready for much harder of a fight
Run to the vendor and grab a gun
Owned by Pinkie, let's have some fun
So now we're geared up, we're all ready
Twilight slashing everything up with her machete
Rainbow Dash, you shouldn't let her drive
She'll nearly kill you when she crashes the ride
Got a itchy trigger finger, ah huh a little bit
Take down everything with one hit
Fluttershy's magic runs off of her mana
Got to stop to go and help Nirvana

Down We Go, hunting like nopony cares
Anything can happen, and does, with the Bordermares

Big Mac can take a lot of damages, he's so tough
Gotta kill Scar off, and get back T-Niegh's Hoof
Rainbow Dash got kicked out of the Crimson Mane
For what, we can't guess, and she'd rather not say
Speaking of the Crimson Mane, with bandits they're a little too lienient
When they start shooting, our shields are convenient
Whatever we do, we get under their skin
But you know in the end we will always win
A well placed shot, makes your brains move
Gotta respawn, see Doctor Whooves
Hide behind Cloptraps, use 'em as fodder
Reaching the Ruins, you know I gotta
After finding the Ruins, what's next
A whole new island to put us to the test
Throw out all our worries, notions and cares
And will have some fun with our Bordermares

Comments

[PegasusKlondike]

I expected more story, but this was interesting.

MOAR STORY DAMN IT! KLONDIKE WANT MOAR!

[Gypsy]

Is Crawmerax going to be in this? How bout moddded weapons? Will there be modded shields too? Are pearlesents going to be in the story like the Jackobs Bessie? Will the pearlesents weapons be held by main bad guys in the story, other than the bosses with specific weapons like Kroms Sidearm, ? Can my lv69 Hunter carrying a Shredder Shredder sniper that does 885x5, Shattering Basterd machine-gun that does 554, Patrol SMG that does 227x5 (fire rate is 27 :P), and a grenade launcher that does 6608x3 be in the story? Is there going to be mulitplayer cause I got a mod that has find rare items +3?

[JJtheWarrior]

1 word before i read.... UPDATE :D

[JJtheWarrior]

After i realize what it is. Update!

[Regidar]

838053 Lol, story will come! Just be patient!

838080Hmm... unsure of what to think of this.

The answer to the weapons and stuff, would be no, because in the interest of story, there won't need anyone to know about mods. And as for your character, no, I'm afraid he cannot go into the story either. If you have an oc you want to join, however...

838198 Well, glad you enjoyed!

[Gypsy]

838271

i do have an oc squee~

can he be in it? Just name him Gypsy /)^3^(\ he's a sniper by the way, but can the sniper be the jackobs skullmasher? Anyways just colorize anyways you want him and any personality you can imagine

[Regidar]

840560 Got it, I'll probably give him Krom's position!

[bloodwolf432]

I would not be suprsied if Trixie is head of Crimson Mane. She has the same attitude as Steele

[Gypsy]

841237

in the words of Scooter "THIS GON' BE SWEET!!"

[Regidar]

841703 Lol, you'll see where I put Trixie...

841795 Damn right!

[bloodwolf432]

841932

Wait, are OCs being accepted?

[Gypsy]

841703>>841703

actually Steele is head of D Company 3rd Starborne Brigade that was in charge of Pandora, but after she went to shit another branch (a higher one) of the Crimson Lance one lead by General Knoxx. And Knoxx possibly isn't even the only general. Another thing is General Knoxx has a superior which I might add is literally a 5 year old. Also the Atlas company owns the Crimson Lance. No one knows who actually is the HEAD of the Crimson Lance, but if just looking at General Knoxx I can imagine him or her being a warship the size of a planet or less maybe. Though I don't know whether or not Knoxx is low in the ranks of the Crimson Lance, they never specify where he is. Although thinking about the sheer size of the Borderlands universe, they mention numerous planets meaning that the Crimson Lance must be something equal to the Imperial Fleet from Starwars, but then what would Atlas be compared to? Dayum.

Lulz the more you know? And yeah Trixie kinda is like Steele.

[Regidar]

841969 Indeed, all though all the spots are now full. Sorry.

Although a friendly NPC may pop up for you to take the place of.

[bloodwolf432]

842624

Meh, sure. Just wish I knew that sooner. Ah well, let me know when one of those spots is open

[Regidar]

844128 Sure thing!

[Regidar]

846994 Lol, that was the idea! A Pinkie Marcus! Horrible abomination or epic combination? You decide!

And why resist the urge? Give in and play...

[Dustchu]

Man I fucking love Claptrap! \)^o^)/ Cloptrap is pretty neat to xD
Awesome little bugger.

Love this! and RAINBOW!
... because.

Nice work!