First, welcome back! I'm glad to see you writing again. Now, THIS is simply an observation about the situation, and not a critique or criticism, 'k?
So, I would be sad for 'Tia at this point, but honestly?
Celestia: "Welcome to the palace. I rule this entire land, and I raise the freaking SUN every day, deal with foreign nations and dignitaries on a daily basis, contend with royalty and weigh Equestrian law, and generally make decisions that effect every single pony in all of Equestria – and as far as the Sun is concerned – everyone in the entire world.
"Please call me 'Tia.
"And oh yeah, are you single tonight? Because I may be twice your size – which shouldn't intimidate you at all on any level, especially regarding your masculinity and ability to perform to my satisfaction – but me so horny let's get nekkid."
Sacrificial Date: "Urk!"
She was just a little hard on the poor guy for a first date, considering.
Glad I'm not the only one that thought that, hehe. You'd think the millenia-old ruler would be a bit more diplomatic. Poor guy must've been confused as hell.
I feel really sad for Celestia. She's having just as much trouble as me with dating except for different reasons.
First, welcome back! I'm glad to see you writing again. Now, THIS is simply an observation about the situation, and not a critique or criticism, 'k?
So, I would be sad for 'Tia at this point, but honestly?
Celestia: "Welcome to the palace. I rule this entire land, and I raise the freaking SUN every day, deal with foreign nations and dignitaries on a daily basis, contend with royalty and weigh Equestrian law, and generally make decisions that effect every single pony in all of Equestria – and as far as the Sun is concerned – everyone in the entire world.
"Please call me 'Tia.
"And oh yeah, are you single tonight? Because I may be twice your size – which shouldn't intimidate you at all on any level, especially regarding your masculinity and ability to perform to my satisfaction – but me so horny let's get nekkid."
Sacrificial Date: "Urk!"
She was just a little hard on the poor guy for a first date, considering.
That said, I like this so far. Reading onward.
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Glad I'm not the only one that thought that, hehe. You'd think the millenia-old ruler would be a bit more diplomatic. Poor guy must've been confused as hell.
Welp, that's one way to start a story.
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B-Bwahahaha! Can you imagine the look on everyone's face if a head of state actually said that? Like, what if Putin said that to Obama?
6601282 I would pay so much to see that, oh my good!
I think you forgot the "to" between "opposite" and "the"
Don't You mean "Every" instead of "Ever"? If not, sorry.
Why is it that a princess never dates me? *sigh* onward to the next chapter.