Short Bursts

by RummyKun

How to guess a pony's talent by their name

"Hello, I am Doctor Blue Shield, and today we will be learning how to know a pony's talent by only knowing their name."

SUBJECT 1:RED HEART

"Her name is Red Heart, and it obviously means that she is in the medical field. Her special talent would have something to do with taking care of others. Her cutiemark, is a red cross."

SUBJECT 2:SWEETIE DROPS

"Right away you can assume it has something to do with candy. She makes various candy, for that is her special talent. Her cutiemark is candies."

SUBJECT 3:WHITE SPRAY

"This poor mare is named Whit Spray, her special talent.... is, well, giving blow-jobs. I really feel bad for her. Her cutiemark is a bucket of white liquid... oohhhh gross...."

"That's all our time for today, I'm gonna bleach my eyeballs now. Good Bye."

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