• Published 7th Aug 2015
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Short Bursts - RummyKun



A bunch of small goofy stories that have no real purpose other than joke sketches.

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Where do foals come from?

"Where Do Foals Come From?"

[The Shy family]
"Mommy, where do foals come from?" Asked the little bright yellow filly.

"Well, Fluttershy..." She began. "When a mommy pony and a daddy pony love eachother very much, all the critters in the forest bring the little foals to their families to love forever."

[The Dash family]
"Hey big bro, where do foals come from?" The little blue filly with a messy rainbow mane asked.

"Mommies and daddies fuck and then in nine months the foal is born."

"Oh..."

[The Hooves family]

"Mommy, where do foals come from?" The little pegasus asked.

"Not now sweetie, have a muffin."

"I know everything... Muffins... Are the key to LIFE!!!" Screamed Ditzy.