Speedfic Delights

by Argembarger

Speedfic Delights (5 min)

(Written on May 23, 2012, at queue position 1, right before the fic got posted)

Twilight Sparkle gathered the Mane Six around the table. "Okay, girls, we're going to have a speedfic contest! You each have thirty seconds. Go."

The ponies picked up their pencils.

FLUTTERSHY

One day the little animals were bouncing around in the woods. They were so cute and happy, and nothing bad was ever happening to them. It was just a beautiful, perfect place. Yay! [TIME UP]

RAINBOW DASH

So many cool things were happening. The Wonderbolts were kicking dragons in the face, and busting mad licks on their guitars! It was the most awesome thing. I wish I was there. It would be better than being here in this lame contest. [TIME UP]

RARITY

Fluttershy and I were being wonderfully pompous and regal in the Ponyville Spa. We didn't have a care in the world, and then I met a rugged, strong stallion who laid me down on the massage table and [TIME UP]

APPLEJACK

Apples. That's all there were for miles. Just apples, and applesauce. The pony picked up a shovel and began slogging through the apple mush, knowing that this was to be her fate for the rest of her life. Only apples, forever. Celestia help m[TIME UP]

PINKIE PIE

My favorite thing about fanfiction contests is how quick they are! I love writing as fast as possible to get as many words out as I can. I hope I can break my old record of 100 words in 30 seconds, but I probably won't because I took some time to think about this before I started and [TIME UP]

TWILIGHT SPARKLE

Starswirl the Bearded read all of the books. He was the smartest one ever. Everyone liked him. I did too. I wish Starswirl the Bearded were here. I would ask him so many questions. I think it would be great. [TIME UP]

Twilight Sparkle collected the various fanfictions and decided on a winner.

"Fluttershy, your story has no plot. Rainbow Dash, your story is passive-aggressive. Rarity, your story is, uh, something else. No comment. Applejack, don't quit your day-job. Pinkie Pie, this isn't a story. Looks like I win! I'm the best writer, yet again. This makes 16 victories in a row!"

Everypony sighed, while Twilight gloated.

Comments

[Jar of Dirt]

Dat image. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_dealwithit.png

[Sorren]

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[Ziggomatic]

Rollin' in MPV's, every week we made forty G's

[Cry Havoc]

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[Argembarger]

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No way. It looks like poop on a paper plate, so it looks like poop for all of you on the internet, too. That's how it works.

[Twifight Sparkill]

Oh wow. I just only now noticed what an arrogant bitch Twilight is.

I'm glad Fluttershy had her killed.

- WAT?

- Why won't you stay dead!?