FUnknown surroundings

by Chuckward

Glitch in the system the remix

I was very bored and decided to parody "Unknown Surroundings" by anduke777.

“HEY,Diane!!!”.........”HEY OPEN THE DOOR!!!” A little grey filly began to beat the poor cat’s face in,”Fucking cat,” said Glitch the master war criminal who hated cats and pears.Glitch was staying at her dear sister Fuhrer Diane’s house for the summer while their captain was off molesting children with Slenderpony.Her messy blue wig drooped over her eyes as the filly pounded both the door and the unconcious cat’s virgin asshole.
“To the fourth moon of Endore with this,” the cyborg earth-pony stormed around the house muttering to herself.”She knew that today was angry sex day,why is she gone?”Glitch stopped below a window on the side of the incredibly phallic house,”Ugh this is the third time I’ve had to climb through your window,”just as the filly began to climb she heard the front door open. Her ears perked as her military training kicked in and she stealthily ran to see if it was her fuhrer sister or an intruder who needed to be dealt with,”Fuhrer Diane!!Finally you’re he-” Glitch stopped when she noticed the yellow unicorn open the door while singing “Fuck god in the ass,mouth, and cunt,”she stopped when she saw the angry cyborg pony pointing a huge laser gun right at her.”Glitch the password is defcon 6.”
Glitch lowered her weapon and sighed before looking up to Sunstone,”I apologize, all that fillyscout training keeps me on my toes.”She glanced behind sunstone,”But where is commander Diane?”
Sunstone Magically made a large jar appear,unscrewed the cap and tipped it over.When nothing came out she grabbed a butterknife and stuck it in the bottle,then she whirled it about making an unconscious Diane Pad fall to the ground from her cylindrical glass prison.A cold splash of water proved effective in waking the purple pegasus commander.
Diane hoofed Sunstone in the face before saying ,“ Headon , apply directly to the forehead.”

“Commander I was only trying to help you escape the evil um...well let’s just call her Sgt.cheeselog for now, anyway I assume you’ll be taking care of the little soldier for now?”

“Affirmitive,you may now vacate the premises private.”Sunstone turned and left.

D-pad turned to Glitch,”Go upstairs and wash up, then we will go out to dinner, okay?”

”What are we having?”

“Well first we will dine on daffodil sandwiches, and after that we’ll be having rainbow cupcakes from Sugarcube Corner,”Diane replied.
“Sounds mighty tasty mon,”said Glitch after getting magical dreadlocks.
“Your Rastafarianitis seems to be getting worse,”Diane said with slight concern,”Well we’ll take care of it after dinner.”

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So like the sun began to rise and there was some description of it.
“I can’t beleive Rainbow Dash wasn’t there to enjoy those rainbow cupcakes from Sugarcube Corner,”Glitch squeaked,”Pinkie Pie said she was trying to capture Rainbow Dash’s very essence with those rainbow cupcakes .”

Diane rolled her eyes “Well she definitely wasn’t slaughtered mercilessly and baked into those delicious rainbow cupcakes.” The two ponies had just returned to Diane’s house after eating some delicious rainbow cupcakes.”

The two ponies entered the dark house”why don’t you go wash up before bed, then I’ll be up in a bit to kiss you goodnight and probably rape you too.”
Glitch ran up the stairs,”Thats baby stuff!”

D-pad waited for the filly to be completely out of sight before she proceeded to the kitchen. Out of the darkness she heard a rustling noise coming from one of the cabinets. D-pad scanned the kitchen for the owner of said noise. She noticed a small bit of orange hair in the crack of the cabinet door.”Firefly it's 9:30 why are you in my house, and why are you in my kitchen cabinet?”
Firefly climbed out of the small cabinet.”because i am retarded as hell,” Firefly pointed towards the general direction of D-pads trash cans.”so i came to yor hows to pee.” Firefly finished with a smile

“So what you're saying is that instead of going to your house, you just walked in to mine, that doesn't explain why you hid in my cabinet

Firefly blinked”Oh well, when you walked in I thought ninja ponies were attacking me again so I hid from them.”
D-pad face hoofed” I told you those weren't ninja ponies.”
Firefly looked at her friend in disbelief “Then what were they?”
“It was ME and SUNSTONE, remember we were all going to be ninjas for Nightmare Night, but when we got to your house you kicked me in the face and flew away!”
Firefly narrowed her eyes”Are you sure those were ninjas”
D-pad’s face turned a shade of red”No you featherbrain, That was we missed out on all of Nightmare Night because we had to look for you!”
Firefly rolled her eyes”I still don’t believe you, Oh hey, can I stay here for the night?”
D-pad calmed down a bit”Yeah, you can sleep on the couch” as much as she loved her friends, sometimes they could be a real hassle.
Firefly leaped in the air and landed on the couch with a thud.”Thanks, good night”
D-pad began to walk up her stairs to her room”Good night, and wake up early were heading to canterlot in the morning.”
Firefly waved D-pad away with her hoof”Yeah, yeah, go to bed already.”
D-pad rolled her eyes for the second time that night. The purple pegasus then flapped her wings and began to hover over the floor to avoid waking up her sister as she passed her door.
D-pad flew into her own room and landed on her purple bedspread.She was definitely looking forward to sleeping her problems away.

“Tomorrow I will see the Princess luna, get my assignment and everything will be alright”

Comments

[Hivemind]

Let me guess. You waited until the story was approved to post the story image, right?

[KamiyaItsuno]

641354 Well soon im writing an HiE (?) starring troll face, so Ima need that image

[Chuckward]

641354
Nope

[Anduke777]

Well i enjoyed it sexy applejack

[Jenova2]

lol how does this get approved if the picture is a picture of trollface? Do the mods even look at the stories they're approving?

[Patient X]

642199 apparently not

[gentlecolts]

642199
the way i see it is: eqdaily is the site with pre-readers, this is for getting your story posted, which is why this site has so many stories and why eqdaily stories take so long to show updates
this site just has a very loose set of rules, the only time i have ever heard of a story not getting posted was from a story by Argembarger, which he just posted via blogpost anyways

[Evocator]

worst thing i ever looked at
the mods really need to get paid better for looking at shit like this
i would gladly help them if i had the time, id just need to sort through garbage like this
[this is all IMO, you cannot rage]

[Frost]

641433 MFW I read this:
i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/006/933/Massimo.jpg?1318992465
Seriously, dude, even if it is a troll, at least make it READABLE!

[Chuckward]

641574 I love that the only person to like this was you. You wrote the original.

[Chuckward]

643198 Lol it's a trollfic for a reason.

Honestly I chose the trollface icon just so people who, ya know , hate trollfics don't come to read it.

And by the way saying [this is all IMO, you cannot rage] makes me, a happy-go-lucky troll,simply wish to bother you by raging

[Evocator]

646273
i like trollfics though
but its the actually horrible SHIT like this, that still gets through, that i do not like

[Chuckward]

646831 well if it pissed you off then I'm happy

[Anduke777]

Oh this is just perfect

[Sun stone]

I thought it was fantastic! sexy applejack

[Starbird]

Only one story is better, and that's grace of a swan, also written by nunchucks. Read it when you can, promising.