If only Rarity knew what happened to the Joker in Arkham Knight

well now that the crystal empire is covered the only things left are non ponies

About time that there is an actual Spike X Crystal Pony scene!! Usually that would be mostly Spike X Cadence in Crystal form (though I haven't seen that yet---get to it writers!!!) How sweet!! But it may be not so sweet if that Crystal mare succeeded in getting Spike to knock her up. What would Twilight think of that? How about Mommy Tia?

And then.....

"You & Thunderlane moved to Cloudsdale after you 2 got married, how does that work exactly?"
"Oh-no darling, Thunderlane was too stupid, and I was too love struck to see that as soon as he plopped me onto a bed in Cloudsdale for our honeymoon, that I fell through the clouds and into a den of wolves where they tore me apart and I died!"
"Wait! Then how are you here?"
"Oh, I'm a ghost! Who's now haunting you darling!"
"Wh-what?!"

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....anyway, you're welcome.

Edit: Just thought about this:

"Oh don't worry, it's not a curse or anything! Though for the life of me I don't know why I'm not haunting Thunderlane for revenge, eh, last I saw he checked himself into the looney bin! But whatever the case, I'm dead and you're the only one who's allowed to see me!"

Seriously Rarity?? The reason that you are in limbo is because you have unfinished business....and that has to deal with a certain purple dragon and lavender alicorn. You rejected Spike to be with your Laney-poo, which led to you pushing daisies, instead of giving him a chance. And now you are hanging around with Twilight because she has feelings for Spike so the least you could do is help your friend with some romantic assistance from beyond the grave.

WDF!? He licked an egg? Dude, how deep did his tongue go? That's suuuuper deep, also, painful. Anyways...It's a shame that Rarity died.