Soarin's -Diary- Journal

by SuicidalAngel

Chapter 7

OH MY SAMMICHES!!! DASH AND I ARE OFFICIALLY GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND!!! *insert loud girly squeal here*

FINALLY, A DREAM COME TRUE!! AND WE KISSED LIKE...TWICE!!! THAT'S ONE MORE THAN ONCE!!!
I'M SO HAPPY!!
I CAN FINALLY STALK HER WITHOUT WORRIES.

......YAY

TOMORROW IS OUR FIRST DAY AS A COUPLE!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO KISS HER LIKE SIX MORE TIMES... OR SEVEN!!!!

I NEED TO STAHP SCREAMING...BUTT I CAN'T

I am SO gonna read all of this diary later!!

IT NOT A DIARY DASH, IT'S A JOURNAL!! FOR MEN

Same shiet

NO! I WILL PROTECT YOU, SWEET JOURNAL! THIS WALKING PACK OF SKITTLES WILL NEVER TOUCH YOU!!!!!

~Soarin.....and Dash

P.S SO, apparently Soarin likes to stare at my "lady parts"...why doesn't that bother me?

Author's Note:

Well den.!.

Comments

[Misty Moonshine]

YASS

[Nikkori]

Walking pack of skittles. Hmm.

[Evi Nikol 62]

I have to say that,at first I thought Soarin was dreaming or sth XD.But apperantly it happened!!!!*screams* I'm so fangirling right now.

Ps.Walking pack of Skittles........

[Crystal Bullet]

Yeah. Why doesn't that bother you Dash?

[Nikkori]

WAIT!!!!! what if when dash goes through the "journal" she writes down her little comments?

Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that Soarin is very weird... And he comforts himself with Oreos........ And he managed to record most of the things during our sleep over...... And Thunderlane is his best friend. Right after me, of course! And his sister probably'll freak out when we tell her we're dating.

- Your faithful subject,
Rainbow Dash

I am fully aware this is human, but read this comment as ponies.

[SuicidalAngel]

6700727 OH YEZ!!!

[Sugarcookie29]

I'm eating skittles right now

[RandomHumanBeging4112]

Well den, calm, cool, and collected thoughts on the chapter:
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED THIS CHAPTER I'VE READ IT LIKE SIX TIMES OR SEVEN! SO MUCH FUNNYNESS!!!!!!!
P.S. THE CAPS BUTTON WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!