Soarin's -Diary- Journal

by SuicidalAngel

Chapter 2

Ok another entry...

Today I spent watching Netflix with my trusty pack of Oreos while my sister talked non stop about a stupid boyfriend of hers and then she apparently made me promise not to mention it to dad.

Yeah right! First chance I get, I'll tell him and right in front of her too. That'll tell her to shut up.

I don't want to be a mean or bad brother by all standards, but I just feel weird towards my little sister getting a boyfriend. Oh...Ohhhhhhhhh. So that's why Blitz hates me. He thinks, ok well knows, that I have the hots for his sister! Ohhhhhhhh!!!! Actually, for a while he strongly believed you got me pregnant. But I'm not....OR AM I??? DUN DUN DUN

I swear I'm an idiot by all means I'll tell you that.Your my idiot, idiot. God I'm cheesy when I wanna be...

But hey Dash is worth the hate I might get from her brother. Or anyone else for that matter. Awwwww...

I just wish I knew how tell her. Ugh!! Can't I just walk up to her and say something like you-me-date? No I could never pull that one off. But it can't be too sappy either. Oh why is this so difficult!!!!!

Ugh, it has to be a certain, unique way. She deserves that. But what can I say to her?! "Hey I love you, wanna go out" and she'll go "Dafuq". OH, I SEEE

It would be so embarrassing! I guess I could always write a note...ok yeah no I'm bad enough at being serious in my own journal that only I will ever read. *cough* I don't know how I'll say I love her on a colored piece of paper.

What if I never tell her and she goes with some other bastard! I've cought other guys staring at her butt. IM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO LOOK AT HER LADY PARTS!!! Ok that was a bit much on my part... O/////O

Point being, I don't want any guy even greeting her! She's mine, you idiots, mine!!!!!

~Soarin

Author's Note:

Ok before you guys say something like "Um you don't start sentences with "but", well look you all have to keep in mind that this is Soarin's diary, not Twilight's. I'm not saying I see him as dumb. It's just his journal, where he can be lazy in attempt to express his feelings.

Comments

[Nikkori]

She's mine you idiots, mine!!!!!

Rarity Is Mah Favorite: My precious...... My precious!

[finandjake03184]

lol dude this is funny loving it keep it up

[Sugarcookie29]

IM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO LOOK AT HER LADY PARTS!!! Ok that was a bit much on my part... O/////O

I'm dead

[Mystic Glow]

XD So funny

[Broken Glass101]

"What if I never tell her and she goes with some other bastard! I've cought other guys staring at her butt. IM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO LOOK AT HER LADY PARTS!!! Ok that was a bit much on my part"
rainbowlaugh: me reading that

[RandomHumanBeging4112]

Heh Heh, oreos, yum.