• Published 22nd Apr 2015
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Skyrim: Equestria Girls - Serious



Right before the Dragonborn went to face Alduin, he was teleported to a different dimension, where six friends teach him the meaning of friendship.

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A New Day

"Good morning, students, and happy Thursday. Just a reminder to pick up your ballots for the Princess of the Fall Formal today. They are due at the time the dance starts tomorrow night, so don't forget to turn them in and make your voice heard." Said Celestia on the PA System.

"Fluttershy said I'd need to win over all those different groups if I wanna become Princess of the Fall Formal. So I've compiled a list of talking points. "Said Twilight.

"You made a list? That's so unlike you! Uh... Please... Continue." Spike said.

"I'll start introducing myself, sprinkle in some things I learned about their world into the conversation, show them how I fit in here! [sigh] Okay, Spike. Time to make a good first impression on my fellow students. The whole world sorta depends on it." She said.

"Why is everybody looking at me funny? Whoa! What're you...? Why did you...? Rarity?" She asked.

"Perfect! Oh, yes. This is good! No one will recognize you!" Said another girl with Purple hair.

"Why wouldn't I wanna be–" Twilight was cut off.

"And we'll need a disguise for your dog, which is too bad. He really is so adorable! Y'know, with a little work, I think I could make him look like a rabbit instead." She said.

"Who are you t-" Tamenth was cut off.

"There you are, Twilight." Said the country girl.

"So much for the disguise." Said the Purple one.

"I've been lookin' all over for ya!" She said.

"Me too." Said Fluttershy

"Me three! I like your new look!" Said the pink one.

"I do have an eye for these sorts of things. Not that you seem to care." Said the Purple one.

"What?!" Said the pink one.

"Why do you think she doesn't care? No, never mind. Why were you all looking for me? What's going on?" Asked Twilight.

"Oh, she hasn't seen it yet." Said Fluttershy

"Seen what?" She asked

"Oh, it's really not that bad." Said the pink one.

"Twilight Sparkle wants to be your Fall Formal Princess. What does it say about our school if we give someone like this... such an important honor?" Said Sunset in the video.

"What... I..." She then heard the laughter from behind her.

"Ha ha, by the eight, I have never laughed this much in my life. She may be against us but, my god, ha ha." Said Tamenth, they all stared at him. "I think I'll wait outside."

"That would be for the best." Said the purple one.

When our hero exited the building he saw the first girl he met, playing soccer by herself.

"Hello there, Rainbow Dash was it, what is this you are playing?" He asked.

"Oh its you, wait you never heard of soccer before?" She asked back.

"I am afraid not, could you teach me?" He asked.

"It's real simple, all you have to do is kick the ball to the opposite goal than mine... hey how about a game, you against me." She said excitedly.

"Oh, alright, but don't get too cocky, I am a fast learner." He boasted.

"Ok here are the rules." She then started to explain how to play and that their were things you could and couldn't do.

"I think I understand now." He said confident.

"Ok lets go first to five wins, you want it first?" She asked handing him the ball.

"No, by all means... ladies first." He said.

"Your loss." She said and kicked the ball, but it was intercepted by Tamenths foot, he then kicked it to the other side and made it in. She was shocked, she than noticed five other girls watching, she now knew she had to bring her A game. "Ok that was a lucky shot."

"Oh really, then how do you explain this." He then kicked it again and made it in the goal, they were even more shocked. "How about I make it fair and not count that one, ok."

"Ok, now I'm going 100%." She stated and started to run and kick the ball towards the goal.

"WULD... NAH KEST!!" Shouted the Dovahkiin putting him in front of her and stole the ball and kicked it to the goal.

"Beginners luck." She said "It'll run out soon."

"Maybe, or maybe I'm just a natural." Tamenth said.

She started for the goal again but it was taken by Tamenth again.

"Two more and I win." He said.

"Alright your turn." She said kicking him the ball.

"Ok." He said and kicked it straight into the goal. "Your turn."

She went to get it and then started to kick it and realized this was her last chance, so she ran as fast as she could, she then realized she didn't have the ball anymore and saw him about to kick it into the goal she was on the verge of tears and all she could do is look down.

"And this makes five." Said Tamenth about to kick it and saw her, he then got and idea. he swooped his foot over the ball and kicked it towards her and pretended to fall, she noticed this. "Whoops, haha it's like you said, my luck ran out." He said this and winked at her, she caught on.

"Ha, told ya." She said and kicked it into her goal. He did this for the rest of the game until she won.

"You really can't be defeated." He said.

"Yea still undefeated, whoooo." She said

Twilight then started to talk to her and said that she needed her help.

"So you're lookin' to dethrone Sunset Shimmer and become Princess of the Fall Formal, huh? Gotta say, I'd really love to see that happen. I'll totally help you out! All you gotta do is beat me in a game of one-on-one." She said.

"What?" Questioned Twilight.

"First to five goals wins. One-zip!" She said.

After thirty seconds Rainbow won 5-0.

"That's game!" She said.

Twilight was on the ground panting, we all gathered around her. Tamenth got an idea and pulled out a green potion.

"Here, drink this." She was a bit hesitant at first but went along, she then got all of her stamina back.

"What was that?" She asked.

"A stamina potion, what you do not have those here?" He asked.

"No dear, we don't." Answered the Purple one.

" So what's the plan? How can I help you be princess instead of Sunset Shimmer?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"But... I... lost!" Said Twilight.

"Of course you lost. I'm awesome! But I'm not gonna help just anybody try and beat Sunset Shimmer. The Fall Formal Princess should be someone with heart and determination. You've proved that you've got 'em both!" She stated.

Rainbow then noticed Tamenth in the back and went up to him "Thanks for letting me win." She then gave him a peck on the cheek, to his despise he saw Twilight watching.

"I'll keep this between us three." She said.

*At the Cafeteria*

"I would like you finest mead." Said the Dragonborn as it was his turn to get food.

"I'm sorry, we don't have any, could I interest you in some cider though?" She asked.

"Ugh, fine... but there better be more tomorrow." He said and left. Everywhere he went to sit the kids would just take it, he then decided to just finish all his food and meet up with the girls.

"Hey, what's going on. Why are you all smiling at me..." Twilight explained everything they were going to do. "WHAT!!! No, I'm sorry you may be my friends, but the Dovahkiin does not sing, nor dance."

"Oh come on please." Rainbow Dash said and gave him puppy dog eyes.

"I won't tell them you like her." Twilight whispered into his ears.

"Ugh, damn you... fine I'll do the stupid song and dance." He said.

"Smiling and make it look like you enjoy it." Said the one known as Pinkie Pie.

"Wh-what... that wasn't the deal." He said, and saw Twilight raise and eyebrow.

"F-fine... I'm going to regret this."

"Oh also put this on." Said the one called Rarity putting ears and a tail on him.

He facepalmed. "I hate you all."