Sometimes HIE doesn't have to make any sense

by Sigmacipher

You seriously thought there wasn't going to be at least one altercation did you?

Let it be known that while, we stated that Seth had studied martial arts in like the first chapter, nobody said that any of these martial arts factored in non-human physiology.

Although Seth was able to make it work somehow against his current opponent, Rainbow Dash, who just tackled him from behind for reasons that were currently unknown. He was currently pinning rainbow by all four hooves on the floor of the Crystal friendship castle...(Seriously Hasbro...SERIOUSLY??!!!). When the question that was on everyone's minds (including mine) was asked.

"Okay seriously why the hell did you tackle me from behind like that?"

"You were in the way of my awesome, super-cool landing, dork."

"Oh well this is awkward and here I thought you were trying to kill me..."

"I am..."

"WHAT!! why?? You just said..."

"You messed me up that's why..."

Suddenly Fluttershy walked in because who better to surprise everyone and possible embarrass Dashie than good ol' Fluttershy.

"Hi Twilight I kinda heard a commotion going on and...Ohh myyy."

Seth and dash suddenly realized that they had both relaxed just enough that this fanfic now looked like a clopfic. Seth was the first to speak on the matter, "Wait it isn't what it looks like you see I think Dash might of botched her landing and landed on me, I thought someone was trying to kill me and..." Fluttershy stared a little with a slight, and pretty darn disconcerting smile on her face.

"Your in heat aren't you?"

"Uh huh..."

"And desperate..."

"Uh huh..."

"And you forgot this thing doesn't have a sex tag..."

"Oh ummm....do you want it too?"

The response to this was running out the front door as fast as Seth's legs could carry him.

Author's Note:

I don't even know how to change the tags on this thing. So if anyone has a users manual...