Its amazing that youve been able to keep the adventure going this long without succumbing to cerberus syndrome.

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It almost happened at the beginning of the first fic, but I decided to limit darkness to dark humour.

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Her inner Mr. Bean is showing xD

That was a bit more gorey death than I expected. Somepony should teach Hexie how to let nameless goons run away!

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Back when she was young, she was sent to martial arts training. Not to get better at fighting, but to learn how to keep her opponent in one piece (it was easier to hide the body that way).

For a moment, I wonder if I could dismantle one of the autocannons Hexie installed in the plane and give it to her. She’s probably strong enough to handle it as a regular weapon. Though on a second thought, we don’t need that much firepower. Especially not in Hexie’s hooves. I don’t need a new anus, thank you.

But a new anus would mean more fun for you and gentlebat.

“You didn’t have to cut it off, you know?” Caballeron mutters. “He only had a head wound. Though he barely saved his virginity from the gorillas, from what I’ve heard.”

Oh damn they came for the buttginity? Do not try to take the buttginity by force. It won't end well.

We don’t have time to watch as the guards fly or slide down on the ropes from the collapsing airship. We simply run to the sleigh. Blackcurrant Muffin is pretty fast when pulling it, but their pegasi are faster. Daring Do turns back, throwing a couple of snowballs at them. Not much, but she still manages to hit Kyrie, though without results.

Man Kyrie just has horrible luck doesn't she.

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That's why Aryanne needs her: she attracts bad luck while Aryanne is safe.