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Your brain is never safe with me

Fuck, I completely forgot about you when you finished the first part
I'm gonna start this one right now, hoping that things like the rope climbing incident don't happen again...

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Well, this one is supposed to be tamer. At least first two chapters are.

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Good as usual, these stories should have more reads. Not a lot f people would like to read these, but still, it needs more. Maybe some kind of self advertising on forums, I don't know...

And I hope to see Trixie soon. The group needs her

So, I've deduced that "Hot Coco" is a Consolidated PBY. Haven't quite nailed what "Little Cadance" is yet, my gut is telling me it's a Handley Page 0/400.

Correct me if I'm wrong, or if I find out reading the later comments.

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You're right about Consolidated PBY, but for Little Cadance you'd have to look behind the Iron Curtain (fun fact: despite its size, you can apparently make a loop with this plane, although it looked so terrifying that the only pilot who attempted that lost his licence afterwards. Also, with the right wind, it's capable of going backwards).

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Well, after some extensive research, though I'm still not 100% sure on the model of "Little Cadance," I'm going to guess the Antonov An-2.

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Perfect

“Just great...” I mutter. I’m not afraid of old, dangerous artifacts. I just wish she told me what it is. I’m not gonna tell my grandkids that I teamed up with Daring Do only to find a golden toilet plunger.

...it is isn't it.

Mjölna, a coffee-coloured mare who happens to be our electrician.

Where's her wife Thorina

I hope she doesn’t mention that her ex is currently a guest of Las Pegasus Correctional Facility, where he learns about the joys of rock farming and plots a bloody revenge on us.

And getting to his new cell mate: Jack Pounder.

You may say that the guards in this town are kinda insane, but there’s logic behind that: Ponyville is a small town and, apart from occasional visits of spirits of chaos, pony-molesting vines, and gigantic centaurs, nothing interesting happens here. The guards have to do something, or else their bosses from Canterlot will be very pissed. To bump up the statistics, they catch fillies for jaywalking, drunkards for drinking in public, Vinyl for basically anything... Sometimes they have give parking tickets to each other. Ponies in Ponyville generally like their guards, so they sometimes volunteer to spend a night in a comfortable cell and play poker with them just to support them. An actual criminal rarely appears in town, so they waste no occasion.

Yeah those vines will definitely "plunder" something.

“Too bad.” Vinyl sighs.

Yeah. It'd fucking starve if you fell in.

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Or his sanity.

“Just great...” I mutter. I’m not afraid of old, dangerous artifacts. I just wish she told me what it is. I’m not gonna tell my grandkids that I teamed up with Daring Do only to find a golden toilet plunger.

I'm reminded of this rpg called AdventureQuest I used to play on my laptop...one of the weapons you could get was a plunger that would cover your foes in sewage.

You know, sometimes I think that Berry Punch had a short, yet quite intense relationship with a chihuahua.

That makes so much sense considering who her dad is

Berry Punch, luckily sober, is sitting at the reception desk, talking to another of our mechanics, Mjölna, a coffee-coloured mare who happens to be our electrician. Dinky and Ruby are sitting in the corner, playing draughts. They use two different kinds of screws as pieces. I hope they don’t end up sticking them in each other’s eyes.

What's draughts?

I hope she doesn’t mention that her ex is currently a guest of Las Pegasus Correctional Facility, where he learns about the joys of rock farming and plots a bloody revenge on us.

Yeah him and his brand new cellmate (after Jack Pounder was unfortunately shanked to death in The Yard) Fudge Packer.

We slowly leave the prairie behind. I wonder what we’ll see in the desert – the stories about giant antlions are probably an exaggeration, but we can still accidentally hit a high-flying changeling. As if wiping guts of dead bugs from the plane wasn’t annoying enough.

Especially with that damn acid blood those xenomorph rip-offs have.

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a plunger that would cover your foes in sewage.

A biological weapon xD

That makes so much sense considering who her dad is

Well, in hindsight...

What's draughts?

The British name of checkers.

I hope she doesn’t mention that her ex is currently a guest of Las Pegasus Correctional Facility, where he learns about the joys of rock farming and plots a bloody revenge on us.

Alongside his newest cellmate( after fudge packer turned rat and got into an unfortunate accident involving the washing machine) Pixie Stix.