"Doppel calm the buck down," Dave groaned, rubbing his eyes as he leaned against a tree. On the ground a few feet away was a female changeling in a rather formfitting set of leather armor. Her hood pulled down, showing off a rather tomcoltish haircut and the fact she was sucking on her thumb as she curled up in the fetal position.
She looked up at him, her teal eyes filled with nothing but contempt as she glared daggers into his soul. "Well you aren't the one who suddenly has a cunt you overgrown pigeon! I swear to Chrysalis that I will make Discord a gelding the next time I see that bastard!"
Dave couldn't help but snicker a little, "are you sure you aren't PMSing right now?"
The contempt in Doppel's turned to barely contained rage as she let out a low clicking noise. "Thunderbolt Sentinel," she said in an alarmingly calm voice as she got to her feet, the top of her horn just barely reaching his chin, "don't you dare make jokes about this or I will make sure you can never have kids got it."
"Y-yeah you're definitely on your bug perio-," the rest of his sentence was cut off as Doppel, with an alarmingly calm smile on her face, reached inbetween Thunderbolt's leg and grabbed ahold of his family jewels through his pants.
The yellow Pegasus let out a whimper as he looked down at Doppel, his legs threatening to give out under him. "D-Dop... I...I was joking," he groaned, "I was just jjoooooookkkkkkkkiiiinnnggg."
His voice rose an octave as Doppel squeezed and squeezed hard. Thunder dropped to his knees as he let a high pitched scream of pain.
Dinok and Spring Remedy both jumped in surprise as a loud scream echoed through the dark woods sending several birds flying and one very annoyed owl to hooting in annoyance as he was rudely woken up.
"What the buck was that!?"
"I dunno Din," Spring replied as he picked up the touch from where he had accidentally dropped it, "maybe a siren?"
"Shouldn't we try to help?" The zebra asked, rubbing his still ringing ears.
"You want to take on the Dazzlings when it's just the two of us and you don't even know how to use your magic?"
Dinok was silent for a second, "that's a good point."
"Next time it'll be harder," Doppel said with a cheeky grin as she loosend her grip slightly causing Thunder to let out a sigh of relief.
"U-understood," he panted, "now let the colts go Dop!"
She simply nodded and let go of his jewels earning her a relieved sigh.
"Now did you learn your lession?"
He nodded wordlessly and she gave him a fang filled smile as she started to pull her hand away till suddenly she stopped dead in her tracks, her eyes growing wide. Her hand bruised against something rapidly hardening.
"YOU PERVERTED BUCKER!" She screeched at the top of her lungs; her aura of confidence melting away in an instant. "You sick bastard! That turned you on!"
She felt disgusted absolutely disgusted at both herself and Thunderbolt especially Thunderbolt. She had inadvertently turned the yellow bastard on while trying to geld him!?!
"You got a damn hardon from busting your balls," she looked at the confused Pegasus with utter disgust in her face, "You bucking pervert!"
With that, Doppel slapped him across the face with all the force her little form could muster. Thunderbolt landed on the ground, dazed by the sudden slap; a massive red handprint on his face. As he laid on the ground, Doppel saw an opening and kicked him between the legs as hard as she could.
He let out a strangled scream of pain as his hands went down to clutch his privates. "That's what you bucking get you perverted pigeon," she hissed, "now go buck yourself." And with that, she stormed off grumbling under her breath.
The last things Thunderbolt saw before passing out from the pain was Doppel's backside as she stormed off, her wings buzzing being her. But his eyes were focused on a bit lower down, "d-dat ass...."
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He DOES know that that was his buddy right?
Can't wait for her to kick Thunder's ASS when she finds out about those last words
6438789 Soooooooo? Dat-ass tho . . . .
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Trust me, he's conflicted but he is the group pervert as well
6438848
She's gunna be a bit... Unstable till she's used to her body but God have mercy on anypony with a libedo when she is used to it
6438857
Who said the rogue can't have a good butt
6438925 Yay! Genderbending! I want a Destiny pony story with genderbending written but nothing has happened so far ._. Also, DAAAAAAT ASSSSSSS DOE
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There was also pattern steel who's a lady too
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i feel so sorry for him, having his balls smashed in by an angry female.
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I'm not a big anime person so I'll take your word for it
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And he won't get her
Let me tell ya, I really enjoyed their antics, although I felt the chapter was a bit short. Still at least your updating again.
However, if I was Thunderbolt the next chance I get, I'd give that badonkadonk a hearty squeeze. Speaking of that, *puts on Admiral's Hat* I now declare open season on the Shipping Wars!!!!!!!!!
So let's begin; I ship Thunderbolt X Dopple and Pattern Steel X Swift Ace. *lower's sunglasses at opponents* Beat that.
Also I'm betting on a scene where after a night of drinking one of these morans is going to wake up in either Pattern's or Dopple's bed..... with nothing on.
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Yeah, I'll admit this was short I was just trying to pop out a chapter and it seemed like beating a dead horse making this longer so I stopped it when I could.
But the next will have the either din and Spring saving Swift and Pattern Or the Luna Rebels saving them :3
And sorry to burst your bubble, Doppel is not gunna end up with Thunderbolt
But Swift Wing X Pattern steel could be one
6441537 Well, honestly the shipping thing was a gag to see if I could start a "Shipping-Flame-War". I don't take these things seriously. Also I'm taking the comment you made to Hunter Nova to mean that Dopple is probably going to become a bit of a slut and probably sleep with all her friends. ......I have no shame
DAT. ASS. DOE.
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Well, I was meaning by that. Is that she has no qualms using her looks to kill her targets
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Indeed
6441937 Please dear god tell your gonna continue to write soon XD You got me rhooked on this
6441956
I got other stories to update first though
6441956
I got other stories to update first though
6441956
I got other stories to update first though
6441937 Ah, well it's good for the story and for her. Just not good for those perverts like myself.
6441965 NOOOOOO THIS ANGERS YOUR WAFFLE GOD
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Sorry
Dat ass
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Indeed
Character Guide
This for those who have issues remembering who's who in this story. I myself sometimes forget who is who.
1) Miles (M) - Spring Remedy (M) [Earth Pony] --> Discord Worshiper
2) Jake (M)- Pattern Steel (F) [Bat-pony/Threstal]
3) Dave (M)- Thunderbolt Sentinel (M) [Pegasus]
4) Ryan (M)- Swift Ace (M) [Pegasus]
5) Johnny (M) - Dopple (F) [Changeling]
6) Brad (M)- Dinok; Necromancer (M) [Zebra]
Possible Ships
Pattern X Swift
Dopple X Spring .......buhhawhaaaaa....lol
Thunder X ?
Dinok X ?
Crack Ships
Dopple x Thunder
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Thunder and Doppel are a crack ship indeed XD
If you wanna know I can tell tou
Please remove the word, "hood" underlined above and put a comma in it's place.
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well that's what I get for posting ubedited
6447419
How do your balls feel?
6447869 Mine are fine, Story Sentinel's though are probably hurtin.
Update?
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I'm actually working on a ponies after people fic then I'm going to get to work on this again
6499933 I honestly don't like ponies after people fics. I find it depressing.
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Oh well that's your thing
6503732
Oh
despite how terrible this must sound, I now want to beat Dopple within an inch of his/her life, as a former male, they should understand the true pain and gut dropping sense of someone grabbing ones balls like that, no matter their state of emotional turbulence.
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As I've stated before, give her time and God help any pony with a libedo against her
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Let us hope she learns mercy.
Actually, I'd like to see that, a bit of character development never hurts the story. Give me a good reason not to sock her REALLY hard in the face.
6531011
She'll get used to being hot and use it to the group's advantage
Moar?
6743034
Its in the works; life is just getting in the way of writing at the moment
6743042 Yeah, I know the feeling.
6745148
Working nights has fucked with my sleeping schedule for the last month
when is the next update???
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Ive been a littke caught up with work and the holidays at the moment regrettably
6792974 ok