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// Biology doesn't lie 
// Story: The Band of Invincible Idiots 
// by bluemoon1996 
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"Doppel calm the buck down," Dave groaned, rubbing his eyes as he leaned against a tree. On the ground a few feet away was a female changeling in a rather formfitting set of leather armor. Her hood pulled down, showing off a rather tomcoltish haircut and the fact she was sucking on her thumb as she curled up in the fetal position. 

She looked up at him, her teal eyes filled with nothing but contempt as she glared daggers into his soul. "Well you aren't the one who suddenly has a cunt you overgrown pigeon! I swear to Chrysalis that I will make Discord a gelding the next time I see that bastard!" 

Dave couldn't help but snicker a little, "are you sure you aren't PMSing right now?" 

The contempt in Doppel's turned to barely contained rage as she let out a low clicking noise. "Thunderbolt Sentinel," she said in an alarmingly calm voice as she got to her feet, the top of her horn just barely reaching his chin, "don't you dare make jokes about this or I will make sure you can never have kids got it." 

"Y-yeah you're definitely on your bug perio-," the rest of his sentence was cut off as Doppel, with an alarmingly calm smile on her face, reached inbetween Thunderbolt's leg and grabbed ahold of his family jewels through his pants. 

The yellow Pegasus let out a whimper as he looked down at Doppel, his legs threatening to give out under him. "D-Dop... I...I was joking," he groaned, "I was just jjoooooookkkkkkkkiiiinnnggg."

His voice rose an octave as Doppel squeezed and squeezed hard. Thunder dropped to his knees as he let a high pitched scream of pain. 





Dinok and Spring Remedy both jumped in surprise as a loud scream echoed through the dark woods sending several birds flying and one very annoyed owl to hooting in annoyance as he was rudely woken up.

"What the buck was that!?"

"I dunno Din," Spring replied as he picked up the touch from where he had accidentally dropped it, "maybe a siren?"

"Shouldn't we try to help?" The zebra asked, rubbing his still ringing ears. 

"You want to take on the Dazzlings when it's just the two of us and you don't even know how to use your magic?"

Dinok was silent for a second, "that's a good point."





"Next time it'll be harder," Doppel said with a cheeky grin as she loosend her grip slightly causing Thunder to let out a sigh of relief. 

"U-understood," he panted, "now let the colts go Dop!"

She simply nodded and let go of his jewels earning her a relieved sigh. 

"Now did you learn your lession?" 

He nodded wordlessly and she gave him a fang filled smile as she started to pull her hand away till suddenly she stopped dead in her tracks, her eyes growing wide. Her hand bruised against something rapidly hardening.

"YOU PERVERTED BUCKER!" She screeched at the top of her lungs; her aura of confidence melting away in an instant. "You sick bastard! That turned you on!" 

She felt disgusted absolutely disgusted at both herself and Thunderbolt especially Thunderbolt. She had inadvertently turned the yellow bastard on while trying to geld him!?!

"You got a damn hardon from busting your balls," she looked at the confused Pegasus with utter disgust in her face, "You bucking pervert!" 

With that, Doppel slapped him across the face with all the force her little form could muster. Thunderbolt landed on the ground, dazed by the sudden slap; a massive red handprint on his face. As he laid on the ground, Doppel saw an opening and kicked him between the legs as hard as she could. 

He let out a strangled scream of pain as his hands went down to clutch his privates. "That's what you bucking get you perverted pigeon," she hissed, "now go buck yourself." And with that, she stormed off grumbling under her breath.

The last things Thunderbolt saw before passing out from the pain was Doppel's backside as she stormed off, her wings buzzing being her. But his eyes were focused on a bit lower down, "d-dat ass...."