It's a bit tryhard. We usually manage without referring to our lust for cock every few words. So far it seems a bit focused on that to the expense of actually going anywhere. But ok, tense situation, excuses a lot. Just for the love of God, keep it to the shit-talking, and less the... more immediate interaction regarding points of excretion.
Dude totally wouldn't have had to run all the way to America, though. We don't like Russian arch-conservatives here any more than they do. He could've gone a long time conveniently not being found.
Hahah, these jokes and actions, this is gold! Also, is that background story I see there? Oh, from both of them! Oh boy, this story grows! I can't wait to see more... especially the parts in connection with beds! >: ) That last part, with the dick joke, hahah, I almost laughed up loudly, and it's 3 in the morning... wouldn't have been nice... good job! More, write more-more-more!
Not being prejudice one bit, but all the Germans I've met can not cook. And I don't know if this has anything to do with that, but they're straight out of Berlin.
5545892 I've seen people locked in cabins before. It either ends with someone beating the other party to death, or fucking their brains out. This, this honestly could go either way.
And they're both still coming off the sheer whirling death that is cold weather entrapment.
I really wonder sometimes how many people here have actually seen any real horses. I live right next to a small horse pasture right now and I know the details a lot more intimately than I really want to. This is just a giant NOPE conceptually from beginning to end and I don't think I want to think about this anymore ugh.
The interactions are fucking gold.
I thought it was pretty funny, glad I fav this story
It's a bit tryhard. We usually manage without referring to our lust for cock every few words. So far it seems a bit focused on that to the expense of actually going anywhere. But ok, tense situation, excuses a lot. Just for the love of God, keep it to the shit-talking, and less the... more immediate interaction regarding points of excretion.
Dude totally wouldn't have had to run all the way to America, though. We don't like Russian arch-conservatives here any more than they do. He could've gone a long time conveniently not being found.
Hahah, these jokes and actions, this is gold!
Also, is that background story I see there? Oh, from both of them!
Oh boy, this story grows! I can't wait to see more... especially the parts in connection with beds! >: )
That last part, with the dick joke, hahah, I almost laughed up loudly, and it's 3 in the morning... wouldn't have been nice... good job!
More, write more-more-more!
-Zeph
Not being prejudice one bit, but all the Germans I've met can not cook. And I don't know if this has anything to do with that, but they're straight out of Berlin.
5545892
I've seen people locked in cabins before. It either ends with someone beating the other party to death, or fucking their brains out. This, this honestly could go either way.
And they're both still coming off the sheer whirling death that is cold weather entrapment.
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Nobody from Berlin can cook. The only people who actually live in Berlin are hipsters and students. Everyone else commutes.
5546116
They can do what they want, I'd really just rather not see it. I'm not and really don't plan to become comfortable with the whole clop thing.
5545892
"We" as is German people or gay people?
5546618
Works either way. They do love themselves their sausages here. :ba-dum-tsh:
Serious fact: Germany has more native varieties of sausage than any other single nation in the world. Deadly serious about sausages.
5546714
...The next chapter is going to have Sombra blowing himself. Just because you keep talking about it.
5545946
That last thing wasn't a dick joke, it was real. It was funny, but real.
5547106
I still get the better end of that - I can skip it, you have to write it. Horsepornographer.
5547118
So long as I get to write a good story surrounding it, I don't mind.
5547123
Figures that dignity would be the one thing you aren't terribly concerned about.
5547115
That makes it even funnier!
Hahahaha, I didn't know the story could get better because of a comment on it, oh lol.
5547388
Oi, it aint just porn m8.
5547651
Tell yourself that as you vividly imagine all that horse dick. :-P
5547666
Worked when I wrote all the horse pussy.
I really wonder sometimes how many people here have actually seen any real horses. I live right next to a small horse pasture right now and I know the details a lot more intimately than I really want to. This is just a giant NOPE conceptually from beginning to end and I don't think I want to think about this anymore ugh.
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You're in a mature rated story...you're talking about it a lot.... Just saying.
I enjoy complaining. But point, I suppose.
I was not aware killing Russians was a crime...i mean they are worst slav. Of course i'm kidding please don't invade Putin
This is looking very promising...
Let's see where this take us, hmm?
I'm still not sure what the fuck is going on in this story. Must be some kind of context that I am missing.
I guess, I'll just have to keep reading to figure out where this thing is going.
Love the characters and interactions. Such a fun dynamic. Can't wait to see it continue!