Interesting. I may keep an eye on this.

Reading the inscription all the time would be annoying as hell.

Lol this premise, I want more. How did you come up with the idea for this

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I go to a series of discussions about creating unique characters, usually spooky. The idea of having a sentient portrait was brought up, and I chimed in with how you could have sex with it, then discussion kicked off, I had a few drinks, and somehow this was here.

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It really would, but no relationship is perfect. Look at it this way: As annoying it is for a reader to read inscriptions, imagine how annoying it is for a writer to try and fit every single discussion into two sentence blocks.

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I hope you do, despite the... brazen opening (that was intentional) I plan on having this story go in some crazy places.

Seems pretty interesting, I think I'll favourite this and keep and eye on it.

5095432 Well, you've defiantly got me interested mate. Hope to see another update soon!

weird as all hell but cant stop reading you must be a mind control wizard

5095432 well then. cant wait to see more.

Wow this is way too compelling....this wouldnt interest me normally.....but for some reason i just can not put this down.....hopefully the rest is just as good.

The only other time ive actually ever seen a story w sentient portrait in it that was actually able to pull it off is this webnovel thats nicknamed Smartphone (the title is kinda long) but in that portrait the lady in it can kinda 'haunt' the building she is hanging in and even interact in poltergeist kind of way.....though to be fair the portrait doesnt actually play that big of a role but where it does have a role its good.....that one and this one are the inly two stories that have the sentient portrait in it that have pulled it off....though this is the only one that the portrait is kinda an mc

Woah, very well written. Funny, sexy and interesting, I'll follow this one closely