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LocalWriteDrone


I write stuff for anon, and some stuff on my own time.

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Interesting. I may keep an eye on this.

Reading the inscription all the time would be annoying as hell.

Lol this premise, I want more. How did you come up with the idea for this

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I go to a series of discussions about creating unique characters, usually spooky. The idea of having a sentient portrait was brought up, and I chimed in with how you could have sex with it, then discussion kicked off, I had a few drinks, and somehow this was here.

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It really would, but no relationship is perfect. Look at it this way: As annoying it is for a reader to read inscriptions, imagine how annoying it is for a writer to try and fit every single discussion into two sentence blocks.

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I hope you do, despite the... brazen opening (that was intentional) I plan on having this story go in some crazy places.

Seems pretty interesting, I think I'll favourite this and keep and eye on it.

5095432 Well, you've defiantly got me interested mate. Hope to see another update soon! :twilightsmile:

weird as all hell but cant stop reading you must be a mind control wizard

5095432 well then. cant wait to see more.

as characters Rosy and Azalea are frankly, stereotypes.

And that makes sense, since...

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Woo! chapter 2 is up! Chapter 3... may take a li'l longer, I have a lot to cover in chapter 3.

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I'm mighty appreciative.

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Heh, I was waiting for that one, but that's actually not the twist, the rabbit hole runs very, very deep.

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And I'll do my best to never let it go, Meddlers-senpai.

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I used to use 'Bonerwizard' as an alias for some anonymous writings I did, your comment reminded me of that.

Hmm interesting two sides to the same coin here a nice view of the perversion of the same pony cant wait to see what happens next.

5117868 oh trust me, it's going to take much to lose my interest. And so far you haven't lost it.

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I just realized that I was reading a story where a guy jacks off on a painting of a horse. Which in real life would get the dude banned from the museum and arrested for indecent exposure. Either that or it's the part of the worst/best Da Vinci Code fan fiction ever written. Even for Clop it's weird, because you know this human character must in actuality be extremely high to the max. I'm guessing off the lead based paint.

"The paintings are talking to me!!!!" :pinkiecrazy::derpyderp1: "They tell me to paint to them with my splooge " :pinkiecrazy: He said before running out the door buck assed nakid. "It was just like the time Freddy Mercury appeared in my oat meal!!!"

Oh wow, never expected to stumble upon a story like this. I'm not sure how well I'd be able to resist not pulling pranks on those two, it'd be way too much fun to draw something like screwy squirrel and watch him go nuts in there.

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Same pony? You're sorta right but Azalea and Rosy are both very much different as well.


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It's funny you mention this, since I feel I should come clean about the actual premise of this show. It was about two years ago that I was visiting a local art museum about an hour out of town. It was relatively small and most of what it hosted was replicas. I admit I had taken a few pills I probably shouldn't have and was a little out of the loop during the visit but I've always had a deep love of art. As I walked through the gallery there was a recreation of the Mona Lisa. And really, that smug smile and captivating eyes, am I really the one at fault? Someone had to convert the Mona Lisa to the Moaning Lisa and who better than myself?

Anyways, I was banned from that museum, but in turn I did get to make this.


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Many thanks, I'm getting pretty good with a mouse and am saving for a tablet. I'll try to start doing the art covers for all my stories soon.

Huh, well this might be interesting.

I'm not really one for BDSM, or DS in particular, but I'll be the first to tell you that was hot. Well done, I suppose.

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I admit when brainstorming ideas my initial reason for including Azalea and making her so stuffy was just because it would be so funny to prank the hell out of her.


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While I'm not so egotistic as to praise it as quality work or anything, I think any story that involves bdsm with a pony trapped inside of a portrait should default as 'interesting' by its very nature.


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It's an on and off kink for me, but I needed a way to demonstrate that Rosy was a creature of pure instinct and pleasure, not one who derives her pleasure from dominance, just the acts themselves. What better way to demonstrate this versatility than the most submissive role you can take in sexual congress? I'm glad you found it hot, I don't know if I'll be returning to BDSM themes with this one but there'll always be something new down the corner.

Comment posted by Gorilla McJohnson deleted Oct 15th, 2014

This is like Night at the Museum and that Courage episode's love child. It's pretty nice and very unique.

Um i was wondering will they be able to leave their portrait in the future.

Alsoi even thoough im not entirely into bdsm unless is well written and let me tell you it was sexy, really desciptive and really well paced the way i see it

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I'm glad the BDSM served its purpose well then, it's a fetish I love to write about but never get the excuse to do enough of it. As for if they will ever be able to leave their paintings, the answer is sort of. I have ideas, but if I go through with them, they WILL leave the paintings, but probably not in the way you're expecting.


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I've been seeing a few comparisons to Night at the Museum, which reminds me that I really need to see the movie at some point. I appreciate the kind words.

Im going to guess two ideas one i when they do lrave will look 2d or maybe he can enter them like because well fuck its magic

I'm enjoying this concept so far. :ajsmug:

Hmmm so Rosy seems to be a broken mare of sorts trying to seduce anything with a penis. Whilst Azalea (love that name by the way) seems to be a closet drunk afraid that one day her addiction might become on par with that of Rosy's. Loving this. Cant wait for the next update. And dont be sorry for the extra long chapter I personally prefer 5-16k long chapters to sit down and enjoy.

5143461 But not just Night at the Museum, that one Courge episode as well. Also, you're quite welcome.

Hey!
This story is awesome. And not just because of the porn. I love the concept, I love the execution, and I love the characters. I do hope you continue it so we get to learn a little about the two picture perfect ponies. This is definitely a case of I wish I had more than a single vote to give.

You ever going to write again?

Does Azalea sound like Iggy Azalea?

Wow this is way too compelling....this wouldnt interest me normally.....but for some reason i just can not put this down.....hopefully the rest is just as good.

The only other time ive actually ever seen a story w sentient portrait in it that was actually able to pull it off is this webnovel thats nicknamed Smartphone (the title is kinda long) but in that portrait the lady in it can kinda 'haunt' the building she is hanging in and even interact in poltergeist kind of way.....though to be fair the portrait doesnt actually play that big of a role but where it does have a role its good.....that one and this one are the inly two stories that have the sentient portrait in it that have pulled it off....though this is the only one that the portrait is kinda an mc

Woah, very well written. Funny, sexy and interesting, I'll follow this one closely :duck:

This is amazing, I absolutely love the dynamic of these two mares. I'll be waiting for more :twilightsmile:

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