"Sweetie, I really need help. I NEED to learn how to sing for this wedding! I want it to be special, and I wanna surprise Octy, and..."
"Just lip-sync," Sweetie said tiredly. "Celestia Luna, Vinyl, you're too terrible to help! You've gone and shattered your glasses, and I've had to fix them twice. Just lip-sync, or use autotune, or something."
"Well, alright. It's that simple?"
"Yes!"
"Alright! Let's go see how many hotdogs we can blow up in the microwave!"
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"Please don't tell!" Vinyl was in tears, chasing Sweetie Belle down the stairs as she plummeted towards Rarity, who was having tea with Octavia.
"Rarityyyyyy! Vinyl clogged up the toilet with hotdogs again!"
"Tattletale," Vinyl said under her breath, looking at the floor grumpily.
Rarity groaned and put her face in her hooves, as Octavia gave Vinyl a furious look. "Go to your room, Vinyl Scratch!"
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"Well...that escalated quickly," Sweetie Belle said, after being thrown into her room as well when the ruined microwave oven was also discovered, but she didn't tell Rarity. That was when Rarity walked into the room, and sat on her bed with her. "Sweetie, Vinyl is very childish. I know you understand that, but could you please at LEAST help out a little? The wedding is in a moon, and it's very stressful on her. I need you to stay out of her way. Make sure she doesn't get in trouble. Sometimes, she doesn't have the best judgement."
"But she's a grown-up! She shouldn't be childish. Only children are childish," Sweetie pointed out.
"That's the thing. She never grew up," She said, sighing.
"Like Peter Pan? Wowie! I can't believe that! I wanna be like her!"
"No. She doesn't know how to be an adult. That's a bad thing, Sweetie. She can't use good judgement, she never finished school, and she depended on our parents until she turned eighteen and became a DJ. She never mentally grew up."
"Oh." Sweetie looked at the floor. "Alright."
"I'm sorry for the dissappointment, Sweetie Belle. Don't mention this to Vinyl. It would hurt her feelings." She turned to walk out when Sweetie finally spoke up.
"All it is with you is don't tell them this, don't tell them that! Secret, secret, all the time! And I get in trouble, because YOU decided to gossip about somepony and tell me. What in the name of Celestia do you expect?!"
"Sweetie Belle!" Rarity scolded.
"Oh, Sweetie Belle, don't defend yourself! Don't do this, don't do that! Don't voice your opinion!" Sweetie was seething now. "I'm done, sis! I might as well be gone." Sweetie walked out and slammed the door.
Rarity glumly walked back to her room, defeated, when she saw a note from Vinyl on her bed;
"Deer sis;
Soory for mispels. im not good at speling.
Sory for stufing hot dogs down youre toilette. Howp you can furgive me.
-Sincarly, Vinyl Scratch"
Beneath the note was a pair of golden earrings. They were the kind that Rarity could never afford, but always wanted to wear and buy. Rarity's lip trembled, and she began to cry.
haha, Nice!
Said like a true boss
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So, Vinyl is mentally retarded? Interesting twist.
Bad spelling? Meh, not really Vinyl, I've seen far worse writers right here on FimFiction.
Anyway this was a nice update. I'll see you at the next chapter
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5045235
If you read the previous chapters, you would know she has a fifth grade education. She's not retarded.
5043216 Of course old chap!
5043063 Will you marry me
5042519 Bwa, Thanks!
5052058 Buy me dinner first
5052073
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What about now?
5052080 Only If I can bring this.
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5052098 It's a date.
5052047 No, no, not like retarded retarded but she has the mind of a child, and doesn't understand why her friends and family reacted the way they did. Maybe I chose the wrong word, maybe Aspergers or high functioning Autism? When I said that she was retarded, I meant her mind wasn't quite as developed (thats as best as I can describe my way of thinking.) as others. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
5052128 I understand now. I wouldn't say that she has a mental disorder. She just wasn't taught to ever grow up on an emotional level, maybe because her parents babied her and she didn't socialize with people her age after fifth grade.
5052194 Which reminds me, are you going to explain why her parents took her out of school after the 5th grade?
5052249 Probably to baby her or because she did something like put a cherry bomb in the toilet.
But yes, I will.
5052047 I was just saying she has better spelling than most people on YouTube... So... of course she isn't stupid... It's like Tommy Boy... Okay fine... Testing 1. 2. 3. ... freaking heathens... anyway, just because she can barely write, it doesn't make her stupid... though it probably has something of an effect on things... Knowledge is Power kiddies... stay in school... not public school mind you. At least in the U.S... I hear other countries have lovely public education systems... Anyway what I mean to say is... if you're going to build a tractor out of goose feathers and old tractor parts you might just want to say screw the tractor and make a pillow out of the goose feathers... um... I think I got the point across... maybe...
5052288 Can't wait to see it!
5052290 Sorry I didn't mean to tag you in that reply
5056719 No worries, I got thicker skin than most people think.
5056976 Perhaps you should change your icon, onions are know to have pretty thin skin
5057192 Well that's a wonderful way to make a person cry... making fun of his onion...
So what you think I should switch the onion with a Rhinoceros? That's pretty morbid... besides I love onions... they are my friends of deliciousness and must be sliced or minced... or other various cuts you can put to an onion... Besides, the mighty onion may have thin skin, but it will make you cry... and I've already written two pretty sad stories that had folks crying... so self-fulfilling prophesy can be fun...
5057380 Oh my gah
5061100 Made the writer laugh! Ten points! ... I think... I don't really know the street rules to Commentary Comedy...
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5063623 I don't get it.
5063756 Wait a minute
It's fun to make shrugpony emoticons
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¯\__/¯<(No, I have no idea where the bodies are, officer!)
¯\__/¯<(Nope! Dunno what happened to make it catch on fire!)
5063868 Oh! Well I suppose it makes sense. I don't use emoticons so I'm not up on all the things people do with them aside from throwing all their fluttercry's at me. Among others depending on the story.
5063930 Pf. I don't blame you for not knowing it, since, well, I did make it up.
SHRUGLESTIA
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5064032 Okay! Is it horrible that when I first read that it looked like Snugglestia?
5064476
Snugglestia is best 'lestia
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Although it completes with Cakelestia
Also Celestia is best princess hell yes
clogged hot dog toilet now buyable at walmart.
5064763 While Snugglestia is a fine Lestia, I prefer Momlestia which often coincides with Snugglestia.
Unfortunately you are dead to me. Clearly Luna is best princess.
Seriously though I do actually love both of them and it really depends on how they are being written, but canon-wise, Luna is my favorite.
5065143 In the utilities aisle
5065238 Luna is overrated tbh. Canon and Fanon wise, Celestia is best pony.
5069670 Then we will have to agree to disagree.
5069883 How about we agree to agree to disagree?
5070209 That seems reasonable enough.
5070747 Alright.
5094483 Actually pepsi is better that coke in my opinion. Coke's tok sweet for me.
BUT WHATEVER, I AIN'T COMPLAININ!
Although diet pepsi is pretty gross.
Can't wait for the next chapter this has been great
Can't wait for the next chapter this has been great
5110244 Glad you liked it!
5096542 you bucking monster.
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Rawr. Imma eat you.