Clickity Hack's Tome of Origins

by ClickityHack

Star Struck

/u/Brony_StarStruck

* Cue Musical Interlude and Classic Guitar Riff *

He was born in a nuclear hurricane,

And he howled at his ma in her birthing pain,

But it's all right now, and he was in luck!

Yeah it's all right. They jumped in a vault,

But he was Star struck struck!

He was raised by a mutant, bearded wiz,

He was schooled with a strap right across his wrist,

But it's all right now, because he was buck!

But it's all right, that Wiz taught him to pluck,

He was star struck struck!

He was bonked, by the star wand on his head.

He fell down to his hooves and his eyes turned red.

He frowned but he sang like a zepplin of lead.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

He was crowned with a chorus inside his head.

But it's all right now, the music it stuck!

But it's all right, the world is still yuck,

But he's Star Struck Struck!