This Is Full Of Deus Ex Machina's

by MisterBlonde

Some Stupid Tree

A small herd of miniature polychromatic equines race through a dark, dense forest, not wasting a moment on their way to an unknown destination. As they gallop between trunks and branches, they converse about the target location.

"Applejack, what do you think this 'artifact' will look like?" Asks a lavender Alicorn. She looks like a bitch.

"Twi, ah think it's gonna be shiny an' pointy. Rares, you?" An Orange Earth-pony says. She looks like a hick.

"I think it will have many, many gems on it. What about you, Fluttershy?" A white unicorn says. She looks like a greedy whore.

"I'm sure it will look beautiful. Pinkie, what do you think?" A yellow Pegasus says. She looks like a pussy. Actually, she is a pussy.

"It'll have lots of sparkles and balloons, obviously! Rainbow?" A pink Earth-pony says. She looks insane. Or retarded. Both, possibly.

"It'll be--" The cyan Pegasus (who looks like a lesbian) is cut off when her friends (including the other Pegasus) fall down into a valley.

They stop right in front of the Artifact.

The herd all stand and stare at their prize, when the cyan Pegasus says,

"It's just some stupid tree..."

Comments

[Confusion_]

Eh, that was... something. You realize the only jokes were the narrator insulting each of the mane six without a set up or explanation, not giving any depth to each insult, and Rainbow Dash just saying the chapter title at the end? Not really anything here... All I can say is I would drop this chapter. Didn't really add anything to anything, it just dies in the 10 seconds it takes to read. Not sure how you might improve it either, I'm kinda lost on this chapter. I wouldn't release something unless I was proud of what I wrote, much less put my name on it if I wasn't. Would you be proud of this?