Spike was running faster than he ever has in his entire life, trying to get away from the psychedelic sea of pastel coloured mares currently chasing him. Twilight just HAD to check how powerful her spells could be. She just HAD to use the Want-It-Need-It spell on him.
"TWILIGHT, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!" Spike yells. He knows Twilight can hear him.
He really does, because a moment after, Twilight yelled out, "I LOVE YOU TOO, SPIKE!!!!"
As he runs, he quickly realizes he's running out of land to run on. He can't stop running, so he can only do one thing.
Jump.
He continues running, only slightly slower than the sea of mares, until he reaches the cliff edge. He takes a deep breath, and dives off.
He enters freefall for ten seconds, before an LSD based creature catches the small drake.
"Oh, hello Spike! If you needed a lift, you should have just said so!" Discord says, smiling.
...AND THEN THEY KISSED.
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That should be "had".
I like the idea, in fact, the intro is excellent, you in fact got me to, gasp, chuckle slightly. It was the Twilight bit that got me. Not much to say since the piece is so short, but if you plan to expand this in the future, I think it could be very amusing. Maybe Spike running around Ponyville, thinking about memories of the many times he was denied a date by a mare, then a flashpresent to how the mare is battling to get to him now? Make sure to add humour and change up how the mare denies him, the reasons why, the reaction, even how the mare is currently trying to get at him. One using a frying pan, or launching out of a cannon... or breaking the fourth wall. Ok, those are probably all Pinkie, but I can think of tons of different ways for mares, mane cast or fandom, to have a funny set up. I could keep talking about that... but it's your idea. Just saying I won't mind some more.
Deus Ex Machina was terrible... but is that going to be the connecting theme in all these stories? Terrible Deus Ex Machinas? Maybe it's building up to a "brick joke" (google that).... Whatever it is, it's currently not funny and feels more like a "I want to end this story quick". I might be speaking too soon, and you might be very clever right now and all the stories are connected and I'll go "OH! It makes sense now! This is so funny it was worth the terrible ending in the last few chapters to build up to this uber joke referencing all of them!" but I will have to see.
Now, the format. I need to read the rest, but you know the dangerous of chapters so short, right? I'll talk more about it after I read some more, but do know it is a concern.