Oh god, if this is what I think it is, I love you already.

3603882 Honestly, this was a dare to me from a few of my friends. And yes, it is probably what you think.

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It was over a little too fast, I think, but it was amusing nonetheless.

3603911 Sorry. I am not much for clop, but if you would like, I could write another story and try to make it longer. Want it. Need it. Is kinda just for a joke. But thanks. I wanted it to be real sudden and amusing for a quick read.

Funny thing: I (for serious) ship these two. Done right, and with a modest application of "come to life" magic, it can be very touching.

Honestly, I'll upthumb this, favorite and hope that you give some incentive to give it a serious revamp.

Note: Orchard not orchid, quit not quite, and their not there. You have to find them I'm too lazy to tell you where they are. Not bad I guess, um... Good job?

Actually, Smarty Pants is a girl.
Proof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvra2d1vM6A

Spell check time. I have also gotten some irl asks to make as next chapter and actually do a story for this instead of a short joke. Anyways, sorry for any misspells. A lot of work is done on an iPad. oh, and I didn't give Smarty a gender honestly. Just an "anus". If you would like me to, I can change it quickly.

leaving no cotton un-creamed.

You broke my fucking brain.