“Now then, young’in, Ah’m gonna show yuh somethin’ real important. So pay attention.”
“Ah gotcha!”
“Fer this type a’ san’wich, the bread should be no less than three quarters of an inch thick. An’ on that, just a single tablespoon of mayo - an’ a pinch of black pepper.”
“Ah see...”
“And the contents? Fresh cucumber - sliced nice an’ thin. It’s an art form ma girl, an’ don’t let anypony tell yuh otherwise.”
“Ah won’t. Promise!”
“That’s ma girl.”
Now, you see, I've long held the belief that proper sandwich making was an art unto itself.
You're making a composition of various colors, textures, flavors, smells, you must have the right consistency, subtle pairings, a good start, the right finish...
All the senses must be engaged.
It all has to blend together in a harmonious fashion or you're left with a cacophonic mess.
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What amazes me is that no-one has noticed / pointed out what I made a blatant reference to here.
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I must admit it's escaping me at the moment, but then again it's late and I'm tired so I'd most likely miss the mothership docking outside my window right now.
All I can dredge up from memory is Arthur Dent in "Life, The Universe, and Everything" and a scene from the movie "Leon"
Prof Pickle is best professor
one of the easier ones to figure out....still explain author explain
Sandwiching is serious business.