• Published 13th Oct 2011
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Currently Unnamed Journal - Zyggy



"Human turned into pony and sent to Equestria" Clique done in a more line by line style.

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Short Chapter 1: Lack of It All


The next few days followed a similar schedule, which was really boring.
I slowly re-developed my vocabulary, and my eye sight, my ability to walk also increased.
I also endlessly harassed every pony I met with a rubber mallet.
Don’t ask how I obtained it.
I also managed to lay near harmless traps, combine household chemicals, make several explosives, and I caused three stampedes.
That was only in two days.
But, on my last day of these memories for a long while, I was taken to a place I hadn’t truly been in for a long while
Sugarcube Corner.
“Shy, what are we doing here?”
“You’ll see.”
As I jumped off her back and walked through the door, I was surprised by confetti blasting in my face, the shock making me flinch back.
“That’s it? No hair stand?”
“Apparently not Seka, you can try again when I’m older.”
“About that…”
I groaned.
It was her, the one that caused all this.
“It’s the day. At the end of this party, the final part of the spell will begin. Enjoy it while you can.”
I would have put more here, but this memory was damaged somehow.
I did very much, for they managed to distract me from the future.
However, the hours ticked by, and it was time for it to end.
As I stood in front of Celestia, I looked up at her with Bambi Eyes.
“Any last words or requests?”
“Yes, actually. Firstly, tell me why you brought me here.”
“I thought you could finally defeat the Nightmare. Next question?”
“Why remove my memories?”
“Because I can’t send you back to your home, or else you will tell all about us, and with your memories you danger all of us.”
“Do you really know all?”
“The only thing I do not know is another ponies thoughts.”
“What kind of pony will I be?”
“When I brought you here, something happened. You were supposed to be a Unicorn, but somehow your horn was never made.”
This brought about a gasp from both Fable and Cerridwen.
“As a result I could not use magic?”
“Correct. You still will not be able to.”
“Why not just crush me under your hoof?”
“I thought of that, but I’d rather keep you alive for some reason.”
“May I chose who would be my adoptee mother?”
“Who?”
I looked behind me.
Chicha, Fable, Cerridwen, Seka, Shy, Blitz.
I looked back to Celestia.
Celestia, Luna.
I closed my eyes and looked down.
“Fwabble.”
I smiled.
“It is decided.”
I opened my eyes and looked back up.
“We are running out of time now. Any last words?”
“Yes Princess. They say that when you are close to death, your life flashes before your very eyes, causing all your memories to be played in moments.”
I waited a few moments before I continued.
“It is also said, that you cannot forget anything, it is merely pushed too far back into your mind to be able to recover it normally.”
“Anything else?”
“Why, now that I think about it, yes. Allow me to keep one thought.”
“And that might be?”
I remained silent, and merely thought this phrase.
‘I’m gonna be the most relentless bastard this world has ever met.’
I then suffered from Fill again, massive amounts of pain, and then nothing.