A Runaway's Letter

by Inspiration

A New Leaf

Dear Dad,

I swiped your watch. And appliances. I started my own little life with a runaway colt. We're even making our own bits. As in we have a job of sorts. We're doing suprisingly well, considering the fact that we're school-aged. Better than you, I bet. How have you been doing, anyways? Kidding. I don't care.

This colt I'm living with is named Sprint Jumps, by the way. I think you know his mom. He thinks she's as horrible as you. Which made us perfect. We built a home and got everything furbished. So yeah. You're gonna need some new things in the house.

I don't wanna take up your "precious" time, so I'll make this quick. I will be leaving little letters like this all the time. Hoping you feel bad.

Until then,
Phoenix Fire

Comments

[Legion222]

3257823
Interesting idea, sir/madam.
Long-lost siblings, split during the parents' divorce... Maybe even twins, considering they're the same age. Would explain why both parents are negligent: the kids remind them of each other...

Write on,
Legion

[Inspiration]

3257823
Suprise / Spoiler Alert!
False.

[Inspiration]

3257880
Thanks for all the feedback! I'll try to alter the speech patterns a bit in the future.

[Inspiration]

3257880
I retract the previous statement...slightly. Sprint I'll alter, but Phoenix uses the larger words, as she was the more...sophisticated character. The larger vocabulary is a kind of staple that I wish to keep in the story. But nonetheless, thanks for the feeback!

[Legion222]

3257946
No problem. Everyone deserves to be told when they did a good job, after all!

3258133
Fair enough.

3257939
In that case, should I prepare my shipping goggles?

Write on,
Legion

[Inspiration]

3258237
No goggles needed. I don't do that shit (pardon my language). Once again, thanks!