My Little Random Equestrian Chronicles: Cutie Mark Crusaders

by PathOfTheAwesomePie

Cat Ears For Fillies! [Random][Comedy][Alt.Universe]

Cat Ears For Fillies!

[Random] [Comedy] [Alternative Universe]

<SPOILER ALERT: Yes, the beginning is the exact same scenario from "The Perfect Cupcake" if you hadn't realized it!>

"There, all done!," Sweetie Belle said proudly. "It's beautiful!," She commented with glittering eyes.

"I don't know Sweetie Belle, I mean... is building a tower of cards really a special talent?," Scootaloo asked looking at the tower.

"We have to try everything!," Sweetie Belle said.

The two fillies looked at their flanks for their cutie marks, but they didn't show. "No luck...," Scootaloo responded with a sigh.

The two fell to the ground on their backs and groaned, then a blue coated colt trotted up to them and stared at the tower they created. "Hmm," He said.

He placed a card on the very top of the girls' tower. "That should do it!," He said.

The colt's flank started glowing and a picture of a stack of cards appeared. "Hey, my cutie mark, so cool! I gotta tell my parents about this!," He celebrated, trotting out of the park.

"OH COME ON!," Sweetie Belle shouted and started stamping her hooves on the ground repeatedly.
Scootaloo just stood there watching the ranting Sweetie Belle.

"Huh, I guess it was a special talent after all.," She said laughing a little.

"Girls, I finally found ya!," said a voice from afar.

Scootaloo looked over and spotted Apple Bloom heading towards them. "Oh, Apple Bloom!," She called out with excitement.

Apple Bloom waved her hoof. "Heya Scootaloo and ,"

"So unfair, not fair, that tower was perfect, and it took hours and hours of ," Sweetie Belle continued to rant.

"Uh, did I miss something?," Apple Bloom asked, confused.

"Eh...ignore her, anyways, where have you been?," Scootaloo replied.

"Well I've been workin' with my big sis and I wanted to show both of you something!," Apple Bloom said, pulling out something out of the small bag she carried. "Ta-dah!," Apple Bloom shouted, showing a fluffy cat.

Sweetie Belle stopped her ranting and zoomed up close to Apple Bloom gasping. "Is that Opalescence!?," She asked.

Apple Bloom gave another confused look, then had saw what she was holding up. "Oh, hehe, wrong thing! Aha, here it is!," She said, throwing Opalescence away and holding up something else. "Ta-dah!," She cheered.

"Oooooh!," Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle said, amazed in unison.

Apple Bloom held a pair of cat ear headbands in her hooves. "I was so lucky to have found them, Applejack said she didn't need them and gave 'em to me!," She explained.

"So cute! Let me have one!," Sweetie Begged.

"They...look kinda cool, but why would we need cat ears?," Scootaloo asked.

Apple Bloom shrugged. "I really don't know, but maybe this could help us get our cutie marks!," She stated, putting on the cat ears. "Make sure they cover your ears so it'll make them look real!," She said, trying to clamp a pair of ears onto Scootaloo.

"H-Hey, I'm not gonna wear those!," Scootaloo panicked and resisted.

"Nyeian~♪," Sweetie Belle purred. Scootaloo and Apple Bloom stared at her awkwardly, then looked back at them. "What?," She said.

"Weren't you supposed to say nyan?," Scotaloo asked.
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Short moment to go over this word "Nyeian"
Nyan= meow ,in japanese, for cats.
Neigh= is the sounds horses usually make. (though I'm sure you ALL knew that already!)

Put those two together and what do you get!? Nyan+Neigh= Nyeian~♪ (pronounced Nay•yawn)

Alright, got it? Now, on with the story!

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Apple Bloom clamped the cat ears on Scootaloo successfully and told her they looked great on her. "Alright girls, now that we have the cat ears on...what do we do now?," Apple Bloom asked.

Scootaloo face-hooved. "I thought you had this whole thing planned out!?," She yelled.

"I only wanted to wear the cat ears because I though they'd make us look cuter...," Apple Bloom responded laughing.

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom saw Sweetie Belle talking to a merchant pony. "what is she doing?," Scootaloo asked.

The merchant dropped his bag and blushed as Sweetie Belle made a pleading face saying "nyeian", then he handed her a bunch of candy. Scootaloo and Apple Bloom were shocked as Sweetie Belle came trotting back over, the two rushed over to her.

"H-How did you do that?," Apple Bloom asked.

"And I told you that it was "nyan", not "nyeian"!," Scootaloo added in.

Sweetie Belle pouted. "It still worked didn't it?," She said licking her lollipop.

Apple Bloom tapped the side of her face with her hooves then got to thinking. "So...cat ears plus saying "nyeian"...,"

Scootaloo interrupted. "It's "nyan"!," She shouted.

"Will increase our adorableness level by...um, how much?," Apple Bloom asked.

Sweetie Belle stopped eating her lollipop and raised her hoof up. "IT'S OVER 9,000!," She screamed.

Apple Bloom nodded. "9,000%, got it! Which means we could us this to get whatever we want!," She concluded.

Scootaloo crossed her hooves. "I don't know, I doubt any pony would fall for some fake pair of cat ears huh, where'd you two go?," Scootaloo said, looking around for her friends.

She spotted them pleading adorably at the same merchant pony, who fell for the trick again, only giving twice as much candy as before. Scootaloo gave a deadpanned look and sighed.

Rarity v.s. Cat Eared Crusaders

"Opalescence, Opalescence, where are you?," Rarity said looking for her cat around in her boutique.

"That's strange, it's not like for her to wander off before lunchtime and her grooming...unless she's been stalked by Gummy again.," She had shivers sent through her body. "Pinkie must have that weird alligator checked.,"

There was a knock coming from the door. "Ooh a customer!," Rarity said, trotting anxiously towards the door. She opened it and smiled. "Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where you'll find Equestria's finest...," She paused and noticed three fillies smiling up at her.

"...fashions.," She finished.

"Hey Rarity, do you have a mom ," Sweetie Belle was interrupted by her sister shutting the door.

"Nope.," Rarity answered and turned around, then she spotted the three fillies behind her. Her eyes widened, then she started looking back and forth towards the door and the crusaders. "Wha...but I just...how did...," She said.

"Rarity can we have a few jewels, pleeeeease?," Sweetie Belle asked.

Rarity stared at her little sister with a disappointed look. "Now Sweetie Belle, you know I can't do that, why don't you run along with your friends and play somewhere else?," She said, waving her hoof.

Sweetie Belle pouted. "ASSUME THE POSITION, GIRLS!," She shouted.

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom nodded and ran to a wall and put both of their front hooves on on it while wearing leather jackes, sporting pomps. "We didn't do anything wrong officer, it was the fonze I tells ya!," Apple Bloom said with a toothpick in her mouth.

"Not THAT position, the other one!," She groaned.

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom looked at Sweetie Belle. "Ooooh!," the both responded.

The three clipped on their cat ears and started to frown at Rarity. The fashionista stood there and gave a deeply annoyed look at them. " I said NO Sweetie Belle!," She scowled.

The three fillies started showing tears with shimmering pupils. "How many times do I...have to ," Rarity started blushing as she looked at them.

"Nyeian~," All three of the fillies purred.

Rarity's eyes widened and she was full on flustered in the face. "Oh, I can't help it, YOU'RE ALL SO CUTE!~," She screamed, hugging the crusaders.

"So can we have some jewels now, nyan?," Sweetie Belle asked.

"Oh, so now you say it correctly...," Scootaloo said under her breathe.

"Take whatever you want, my dear adorable sister!," Rarity insisted.

*****

Moments later the crusaders walked out of the boutique with a hoof-full of jewels in bags on their head. "Wow, I can't beleive that worked!," Scootaloo said.

"I'll say, these cat ears are so powerful!," Apple Bloom cheered.

"I wonder what other ponies we could use these on!," Sweetie Belle said.

The fillies quickly started thinking of something, then Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom turned their attention to Scootaloo. "Hmm...huh, what are you girls staring at me for?," Scootaloo asked.

Sweetie Belle had a devious smile. "Oh, you know why.," She said.

"I bet we know some pony you're thinking of that you want us to try it on!," Apple Bloom said.

Scootaloo looked at her two filly friends awkwardly. "Who?," She asked.

Rainbow Dash v.s. Cat Ea

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it right there!," Scootaloo shouted.

"Aw, why did you ruin the versus intro?," Apple Bloom whined.

"So unprofessional.," Sweetie Belle said, lifting up a random pair of glasses on her face.

"Come on, do you really think a pair of cute cat ears are gonna affect Rainbow Dash's awesomeness!?," Scootaloo stated.

Sweetie Belle pouted, then she looked up and spotted Rainbow Dash. "Wow, nice timing! Rainbow Dash!," She called out.

Dash heard her and instantly zoomed down. "You called?," She asked, landing firmly on the ground.

"...gulp...," Scotaloo reacted.

"Oh hey Rainbow Dash, me and the girls were just talking about ya!," Apple Bloom stated.

"Is that right? I bet you were talking about how AWESOME I am, right?," Dash said, strutting a pose.

Scootaloo reacted with a blush.

"Actually we wanted to know what you thought of something!," Sweetie Belle said.

"Oh, well what is it about?," Dash asked.

Sweetie Belle smiled. "ALRIGHT GIRLS ON YOUR MARKS!," She screamed.

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom nodded their heads and were instantly wearing headbands and wristbands, lined beside each other on a starting line.

"I'm ready when you are!," Dash said, in position along side the other two fillies.

Sweetie Belle face-hooved once again. "Again, NOT what I meant!," She shouted.

Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle pulled out their cat ears and joined Sweetie Belle and widened their eyes, facing Rainbow Dash. Dash stared at the fillies with a puzzled look. The crusaders upped their adorableness by adding tears, then Dash's face started flustering and shifted her eyes.

"I can't believe it... she's...loving this?," Scootaloo thought.

Dash inched her face to see the crusaders again until she was on full on blush. "Nyeian~♪," The fillies purred.

Dash's eyes widening then her cheeks started to puff up.

"Oh no, did our cuteness go too far!?," Apple Bloom asked.

Rainbow Dash started laughing. "Bwhahaha!,"

The crusaders looked at Dash, surprised. "Why is she laughing?," Sweetie Belle asked.

Dash continued laughing, then regained her voice back. "Haha, you really had me going there, but I gotta admit you fillies looked pretty okay!," She said.

"PRETTY OKAY..!?," Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom said, shocked, and were immediately turned into ashes and whipped away by the wind.

Scootaloo stood there with an awed expression. "How come you weren't affected?," She asked curiously.

"Come on, a pair of cat ears aren't going to affect my awesomeness!," Dash replied with a hoof up to her chest.

Scootaloo smiled. "I knew it!," She said under her breathe. "I'd better go catch Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom before they're sent flying somewhere far from Ponyv ," She was interrupted by the tough of a hoof on her back,

"Say, Scootaloo, mind...wearing those cat ears whenever I take you flying, you know because they look...awesome.," Dash said with a small hint of a blush.

Scootaloo's face turned into shock. "THEY DID AFFECT YOU!," She said as she turned to ashes and was instantly whipped by the wind as well.

Rainbow Dash stood there for a moment and frowned. "W-Was it something I said?,"

*****

After they fixed themselves up, the crusaders decided to continue on using their cat ears to get whatever they wanted.

"Wow, I can't believe Rainbow Dash wasn't crazy over our cute cat ears.," Apple Bloom said with a sign.

"Yea, I thought these ears rose our cuteness level to the max! Maybe we're missing something!," Sweetie Belle stated.

Scootaloo chuckled at the two and shrugged. "Who knows, maybe her awesomeness IS unbreakable!," She said with her hooves up.

Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom nodded. "That was only one pony, there's plenty more who will fall at the mercy of our cuteness overload, nyahahaha!," Sweetie Belle laughed maniacally with her her cat ears on fire, with a devilish tail.

Fluttershy v.s. Cat Ears Crusaders

Fluttershy stood at her door staring at the three fillies, who returned content looks back at her. A silent wind blew.

"How can we compete against Fluttershy's natural cuteness!," Sweetie Belle whined.

"ABANDON SHIP!," Apple Bloom shouted.

The crusaders jumped off the ledge near Fluttershy's cottage and into the river that followed underneath her brook.

Fluttershy awkwardly watched the girls swim away. "That ...was strange.," She said, closing her door.

Pinkie Pie v.s. Cat Eared Crusaders

"Now where did Gummy run off to, I told him he could stop stalking Opalescence, she said she wasn't interested.," Pinkie said, putting her hoof on the side of her face. "At least I think meow meow meow means "I'm not interested in dating" or "Scratch my furry belly!"?," She wondered.

Soon she ran in front of the crusaders. She looked at them and smiled. "Oh heya girls, what's up?," She asked.

The three fillies smirked and clipped on their cat ears and widened their eyes. "Pinkie could we have a whole bunch of cake, nyan?," The three asked.

Pinkie had a disappointed expression and pouted. The three upped their cuteness some more, then Pinkie nodded. "Of course you can have cake!," She cheered, then pulled a rope on the side of her and a giant sized cake fell on top of her and the fillies.

They all popped their heads out of it and began to eat it all up. "Whoa! That actually worked...didn't it?," Scootaloo said.

Pinkie shook her head. "There was no need to use cute cat ears on me, I would've given you cake anyways, haha!," She replied laughing.

Scootaloo stared at Pinkie with awe as her friends continued scarfing down cake. Pinkie jumped out of the cake, waved bye and zoomed off to go back to finding Gummy.

"We should really try these on her more often!," Apple Bloom said, burping afterwards.

"Mhm!," Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle.

*****

After the crusaders had conquered half of Ponyville with their cuteness, the found themselves in Canterlot, speaking with Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

"So...you're asking me to rule over Equestria with my consent..?," She asked.

Sweetie Belle held up her hoof. "Only for a day!," She responded.

Celestia gave a confusing look. "Um..guard?," She said, looking around for a guard. One came trotting over and had a very commanding look.

"Yes, your majesty?," He asked.

"How did these fillies get into the castle in the first place?," Celestia asked, pointing to them.

The guards face turned to shame. "Forgive me, princess, it's just...they convinced us so well.," He replied.

Celestia raised a brow. "Convinced? How?," Celestia asked.

The guard's face was slightly blushed. Luna stared at him with curiosity. "Do you have a fever or something?," She asked.

The guard shifted his eyes and shook his head. "That's not it, it's just that...," He stamped his hooves on the royal floor. "AH, IT'S TAKEN MY MANLINESS, MAKE THE CUTENESS GO AWAY!," He shouted, running out of the throne room.

Luna and Celestia had surprised expressions on their face. "Well that's something you don't see every a thousand years...," Celestia commented. Luna nodded.

The two sisters returned their attention to the crusaders, who already wearing their cat ears and endearing expressions towards them. "Oh my... they're so cute!," Luna said squealing a little. Celestia's face was still in shock.

"Nyeian~♪," Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle purred.

Luna immediately blushed and fainted to the floor. Celestia had a somewhat imperturbable look on her face. Sweetie Belle's face turned to a frown.

"How come you're not gaga over how cute we are?," She asked, pouting. She ran up to Celestia face and put her nose close to hears. "LOOK AT HOW CUTE I AAAAAAAAM!," She screamed, pointing both of her hooves at her face.

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom pulled Sweetie Belle away from their ruler.

"Actually, I'm partially immune to cuteness since I've been around my dear Luna for a long time.," Celestia stated.

Luna regained her composure and stared at her sister. "Are... are you coming on to me, sis?," She asked with a small blush still on her face.

Celestia flinched. "W-What? No, I was just saying I have a cute sister.," She responded.

Luna blinked once. "Oh, then thank for the compliment sis!," Luna said with a smile.

Celestia smiled and look at the cat ears crusaders. "I'm still not going to allow you to take over Equestria.," She announced.

Sweetie Belle pouted so much until her face was red with anger. "ALRIGHT GIRLS, LET'S DO IT!," She screamed.

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom nodded their heads and turned off the lights in the throne room. Then a pair of spot lights shone on the them in the darkened room. A huge crackle of thunder could be heard from the inside of the room and it started to rain, Luna and Celestia were unaware of what was going on. The three fillies manes' were socked and they sat inside of a cardboard box.

Celestia walked towards the fillies, they slowly opened their eyes, then the princess gasped. They cat eared crusaders pulled off their most heart-warming eyes they could muster, making Celestia squeal so loud that the mosaic windows that were present began to crack from her excitement. "THAT'S THE MOST ADORABLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN! uh...you'll still be second best Luna, but EEEEEEEEEK!," She screamed, hugging the three fillies.

"Hey!," Luna pouted.

*****

And so the crusaders have finally ruled over Equestria ( for a day) with their unstoppable cuteness, they are now discussing their next plan of conquest.

"Now we have full control of Equestria!," Apple Bloom cheered. "So...what now?," She asked.

Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle thought and thought until they came up with an idea. "Wanna...build a tower of card?," Scootaloo suggested.

"This time it'll be topped with cat ears, I'm sure we'll get out cutie marks from that!," Sweetie Belle said, holding up her cat ears.

"Count me in!," Apple Bloom agreed then they began stacking right away.

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[This short fan fiction was inspired by anime cat girls and nekos everywhere because their unstoppable cuteness conquers all, not to mention the youth of a filly!]~

Comments

[Tatsurou]

Okay, I can't wait to see more.

[Telaros]

A bit awkward with all the breaks and explanations, and the 'chapters within chapters' short stories, but overall, it was cute.

[PathOfTheAwesomePie]

3251140
I guess I did extend it a bit since I enjoyed writing it so much.
(I tend to do that every once in a while when I'm in a good mood writing fan fictions...lolz)