My Name's Markipony.
Since it was late, or more so early in the morning, I thought it would be a good time as any to get something to eat. Pinkie and Rainbow dash lead me down to this impossible house looking place. The roof and walls of the building were made of gingerbread, frosting and candy. All I could do was stare. My jaw was hanging in disbelief. “What?” I asked with a slight laugh as I spoke. The pink pony looked to me and smiled.
“Welcome to Sugarcube Corner! This is where you come to get goodies and stuff like that!” The ever present smile that seemed to be in embedded into the small ponies face was extremely creepy. But it was more welcoming than the rainbow one. They both lead me inside and I browsed all the baked goods. Pies, cakes, cupcakes, candies of all different shapes and sizes. All kinds of goodies were there but not one sight of anything healthy.
As I watched through the glass at all the sweets, I spoke aloud as I pressed my face against the glass,“I’m gonna get so fat!” Pinkie went behind the counter and stood in front of me.
“So, what would you like Mark? Don’t worry about having to pay, it’s all on me!” She stated with a smile and a small chuckle.
A toothy grin cut across my face and I said with a hint of interest,“It’s all free, huh?” I began pointing at everything I saw that looked good, which seemed to be almost everything, but the thing that caught my eye more than anything were the smallest baked goods in the store. They were small, square and covered in delicious cheesy goodness. “CHEEZ-ITS!” I cried happily as I pressed my face harder against the glass, that separated me from all that cheesy goodness.
Pinkie gave a small chuckle as she watched me and my fit of happiness and said,“I knew you’d like them, normally we wouldn’t stock something like this but I made them myself just for your visit!” She opened the case and grasped the platter within her jaw, after she placed the plate full of the golden treats on the counter. They shone underneath the heat lamps and I could feel something overcome me. Utter completeness. “Enjoy!” She smiled at me and turned back to Rainbow and they talked to each other for the time being, but that didn’t matter. Not now anyway.
I took the plate in hand, or at least I would have but something was different. As I placed my hand on the plate, I noticed that there was only a knob that touched it. “What the?” I pulled my arm back and glared at what was my hand, or what was left of it. I didn’t know how to respond to this, I felt almost emotionless until I finally took a deep, long calming breath. “HOLY BALLS!” I ran up to the pink pony and I was so dumbfounded by what was happening, I couldn’t help but yell. “Where’s my hand! Why do I feel different? Something’s not right here!”
She didn’t speak, but she only pointed to the glass on the counter. As she pointed, she seemed to be holding back a laugh. Rainbow seemed to realize what was going on, but didn’t bother telling me what was happening. “Go check your reflection! You’re going to love this.” The blue pony sat down with Pinkie at a table and they both broke out into mindless laughter.
I ran as fast as I could towards the glass and tried to make out my reflection in it. To my dismay, smudge marks were covering the glass. I turned to Pinkie and said,“How can you guys sell things here if the customers can’t even see what their buying? You ponies should take better care of your store.” I turned back to the glass and tried to wipe away the smudging, though it was a fruitless effort. Without the help of good old fashioned hands, wiping it was basically impossible. “Do you ponies have mirrors?” I asked as I turned back to the two multi-colored ponies. They looked to me with scrunched faces, holding back their laughter. Pinkie pointed over towards the stairs.
“Just go upstairs and go into the first door on the left. There’s a mirror in there...”
I pulled away from the smudged glass and made my way up the stairs. I did as the pink pony told me and entered the first door on the left, inside I found it was a bathroom. I found the mirror mounted on the wall and looked into it. “AGH! HAH!” I froze solid as I looked over myself. My hair was still awesome as always, yes. My glasses were still good, ok. But the rest of my body was different. I was a pony with a pink mustache. I made a couple audible sounds of disbelief, “AGGH!!” I ran back down the stairs and ran right up to Pinkie. I stared at her and asked very politely,“What the hell happened to me?! Pinkie!”
Rainbow bursted out laughing and buried her face behind her forelegs as she rested on the table. Pinkie stared back at me with a smile,“I knew you’d love it!” She let out a small laugh but seemed to restrain herself.
I walked up to the pink pony and stared at her blankly,“Change. Me. Back.”
“I would, but because you’re not from this world, ponies aren’t used to seeing humans in person. So as long as that stache is on, you’re a pony!” She let out a small chuckle and hid her large grin behind her foreleg,“You’re Markipony!” In unison, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash bursted out laughing. I tried to keep calm, but I just couldn’t seem to be still. In an attempt to calm my jumping nerves, I copied the pink pony and took the platter into my mouth with the Cheez-its on top and placed it at the far end of the room, sitting in the back of the store at the last table.
“Jezeus.” I quietly ate the delicious golden treats quietly, trying to comprehend what was happening. The prospect of me? Being a pony? I’m not a brony! Why do things like this happen to me? My thoughts were interrupted by something touching my shoulder. “AGH!” I noticed it was Pinkie, she held a look of worry. I calmed down and took a deep breath,“Don’t scare me like that.”
“I’m sorry, but the princess thought it would be the best if you were changed into something that suits this world. You’re still awesome, and you look good as a pony!” She stated with a smile. I looked to Rainbow and she nodded with a small grin. I turned back to Pinkie and she continued,“Anyways, What do you want to do today? Wait! I have an idea! We’ll go to the library! No, wait! I have an even better idea! Let’s go to the park!” She grabbed me by the arm.. or foreleg.. you know what? I’m calling it an arm, that’s how it was, that’s how it is. She grabbed me by the arm and pulled me towards the door. Sadly for me, my lovely little snacks were left behind and I realized something very important that I forgot to do, and couldn’t help but feel like an idiot for forgetting it in the first place. The entire reason for us coming here, was for me to eat. And all I had were maybe a few bites of some delectable Cheez-its.
“Pinkie!” I called out, to which she turned and stared at me.
“What?” She asked.
I placed my nub of a hand, or hoof across my gut and and said,“I didn’t eat!”
She gave a small laugh and continued pulling me towards the direction of this supposed park,“Don’t worry, we’ll find something to eat there. Come on! Hurry!” She seemed to have almost too much energy, bouncing around everywhere and always so bubbly. I thought to myself as my stomach continued to rumble,‘I hope they have a hotdog stand or something there, I could go for some meat.”
Some time had passed and the three of us finally arrived at the park. Me, my left gun and right gun. Oh yeah, the two ponies also, but that’s not too important. I looked around the park in search of the nearest hotdog stand and found a small cart with a sign on it, corn on the cob. “What the? Where’s the meat? I need meat!” I called out. I turned back to Pinkie and she and Rainbow Dash held looks of disgust. “Where are the hotdog stands? The burger joints? I need meat to keep my amazing good looks going!”
“Mark!” Pinkie called out, she looked around to see if anyone had heard my plea for meat and spoke in a hushed tone,“Are you trying to get yourself banished to the Everfree? Think about it! We’re ponies!”
“Yeah, so?” I said.
“And ponies are herbivores!”
“Oh, just because you’re a vegetarian! I love meat! I need meat! I’m a pony and I still crave the sweet taste of meat inside of my mouth and general area!” I stood on my back legs and stood up straight as I cried out to the heaven’s,“Where is all the meat at?!” I lost my balance and fell down onto my butt. I slouched over in defeat, knowing that in a world of vegetarians, no meat would be found. “Agh.. Damn lying ponies.” I stood to my hooves and trudged over to the corn stand. “One Corn on the cob, please.” The stand owner kept giving me a weird look, he must have heard my little rant. “Agh, don’t be getting any funny ideas. I know what’s best!” I placed the end of my nub against my amazing pink mustache and said,“Wilfred Warfstache, knows what’s best.”
The cart owner handed me my food and took his cart somewhere else. To me, it didn’t matter. I had something to suppress my hunger for the time being and that’s all that mattered. As I munched on my food, I looked around the park and found a small white colt with brown spots. I approached the small colt and said,“Hi there, my name’s Markipli...Markipony, what’s your name?” I asked him. At first he seemed weary of my presence, but he soon warmed up to me.
“My name’s Pipsqueak! And I finally get to visit the park after so long!” He stated with a little hop in his step.
“Why haven’t you seen this park? Where’ve you been?” I asked.
“Well, last Nightmare Night, I ate a bit too much candy and got sick. But Nurse Redheart says I’m all better now! But she’s still watching over me. She’s over there!” He turned away and pointed towards a bench. There I saw a white pony with pink hair. “Come on! I want you to meet her!” He grabbed me by my arm and lead me up to the seated mare.
She looked up to face me and gave a warm smile,“Oh hi there!” She turned to Pipsqueak and said,“It’s good to see you’ve made a friend Pip, and such a handsome one at that..” She blushed as she finished speaking.
“Well, I don’t mean to brag but.. wait a minute...” I shot into my thoughts,‘Is this pony hitting on me? I know I’m gorgeous.. and charming, handsome, amazing, basically everything that resembles perfection but really? She’s hitting on me?!’
I thought back a moment or two, realizing what the time was and how much I had left. twenty-two hours left. Now I have this mare to deal with... Why?!
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Hmm.... I wonder if Markiplier knows about this fic.
Still, another good chapter, yes?
as I read your authors note, I couldn't help but think about this song
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Soon.
2652059 Your gonig to go tell Mark about this aren't you.
Hehe more please!
Ah, Mark's rant about meat. Wilfred Warfstache, That's just what she said.
HOLY BALLS! This is too funny. Now if only Slendermane appeared mysteriously.
*psst* Hey, author. I heard Discord was reformed and is free. I wonder how much he's missing chaos and pranks...................
Please make a reference to his Kerbel Space Agency
2658825 slender and...that's genius xDD
2658825 slendermane*. Damn auto correct
Mark has eaten too many cheez-it's and can never see one again. He said something along the lines of that.
He shouldn't be asking where the meat is. He should be asking "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!?!"