I JUST remembered that I finished Horsedong Shimmer, like three days ago. I meant to upload the final chapter on Monday...

God, I am such a competent, professional, author.

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Me:

That subset of followers NOT following for the one fic:

(I topped four digits?! someho w?? ! ALso hi)

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I can't stop laughing at this. It's making my throat hurt. I need sleep.

Chapter 3 of Horsedong Shimmer just breached 5.2K wordos. It's almost ready. Image unrelated.

Stay in bed.
-Fuzz

And I have to wonder...

Obviously, most of that 36 pages worth of My Little Pony Dick Sunset is already out, but several of them are fresh. At least to you guys. Not to me. I've been sitting on them for a long time and they are starting to smell. I'll try to get them aired out. Eventually.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

...then you are a very strange person, but have I have got something for you to shove in your earholes as a auditory simulation of what I experience. Consider this on repeat in my brain the whole time I write comedy...especially sexual comedies...

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So tonight is about them words. 'Bout time the cowpoke got some fresh horsemeat.

I mean, Dash is there too. There will be the consuming of hot dogs. Dancing is purely optional.

Stay loose.
-Fuzz

Almost through all of them.

Stay thirsty.
-Fuzz

I had a good night UBER'ing tonight, so I wanted to make words. I asked for help deciding what to write. This was my first mistake.

The answer was as silly as expected:

So...what do you get when you combo
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/386599/horsedong-shimmer
-with-
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/231066/a-dazzling-sunset
?

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Time for more horsedonger.

Tonight's an UBER night for me. But I have gotten some good writin' and doodlin' done!

Drew the sirens. Basically Sonata being a stereotype in a wet see-thru dress and getting yelled at by the other two. I'd show you the sketch, but NSFW due to nips. I'll actually color this one, so it'll pop up on derpi soon enough. Also wrote some more Horsedong words! Chapter 2 is sitting at 3500+ words at the moment and I think that'll hit 5K easy peasy. Have a sneak peek:

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Oh.

I'll get the extra absorbent towels then...

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If anything weird happens, you know who to blame. "Beardong Shimmer" came up during tonight's game. Then the memes kicked in.

On a moderately serious note, I pounded out another 1000+ words of chapter 2 today.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

Hola! For those you new to this ride, I like to occasionally post update blogs about what I'm working on. The rest of my blog posts are usually just me shitposting or yelling at the government!

THIS blog post, is the former. The update-y type.

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Cool duder and all-around sexy throated ficreader, ScarlettBlade/CaptainSand put this out earlier. Heckin' fast, if you ask me. Give a listen and let someone other than me shove Sunset's horsedong into your metaphorical face.

Oh, chapter 2 is already starting to shape up.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

Ooh~
Big futa horsecock
So scary

(comment stolen wholesale from /mlp/)
-Fuzz