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Apr
15th
2023

Ringo Dingo D'oh: Tf did I go? · 4:31am Apr 15th, 2023

Sup nerds? I live, I breath, I'm no longer literally living in a forest. Life is better.

Yeah, so I was homeless from August of 2022 until January 2023. Funny how life works. Explained below.

As for ALL FUTURE WRITING PROJECTS:

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Oct
3rd
2022

I Am Not Quite Dead · 1:53pm Oct 3rd, 2022

And neither is A Thief's Tale. Writing at the speed of life right now, which is uh... Not goin' too quick. It's been a while. Sup, nerds?

Yeah, I'm not dead. Struggling with life, but alive and doing alright. Love taking screenshots of the old comments to brighten up these dreary days.

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Jul
27th
2021

New Re: Chapter and... Stuff · 3:56pm Jul 27th, 2021

Chapter 36 is officially done as of this moment, but I might wait a bit longer to drop it so I can get started on a backlog. That said, eh. Just lemme know.

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Apr
14th
2021

Update: Fixing Shit and the Future · 8:44am Apr 14th, 2021

Alrighty, so I've fixed all the links in my bio. The Ringtail Chat has been rebranded and repurposed to Ringo's Writing Chat. Drop by and check out other people's shit. Post your own artistic media. Maybe swing by for a sprint and see how fast you can pump out some words?

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Dec
31st
2020

Dude, Do You Know What Time It Is? · 6:05am Dec 31st, 2020

Yes, me, I know what time it is, and we're nearing the point where I can focus-in on tying the rewrites into the shit I originally started touching up. Good times.

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Nov
14th
2020

Chapter Thirty-One Is Official · 2:52am Nov 14th, 2020

Yeah, that's a my b on that one, but it's done now and we come ever closer to the rewrites not needing as much time as they currently take. Again, if you've forgotten, we're looking around 36-38 for faster chapter releases, so hold onto your assorted cells and bear with me here.

As Always, Stay Cool Kids

Oct
28th
2020

My Bad: The Derpening · 1:01am Oct 28th, 2020

So I finished chapter 31 and posted it without proofreading. If you think I'm fucking stupid now, you should see what my editors put up with.

Sorry, but in the meantime uh... I mean uh...

My bad lmao

As Always, Pay Attention to What You're Doing

Aug
24th
2020

Ah fuck, I can easily believe I've done this. · 8:56am Aug 24th, 2020

So uh... I was thinking about the rewrites and was all like, 'Yo, when tf does Lupa fuck off for that quest?' and then I was like, 'Yo, wasn't that like, Chapter 26?', but then I was totally all, 'Shit, that's 27 and I just posted that.'.

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Aug
4th
2020

Rewrite To Redemption Update · 9:26pm Aug 4th, 2020

Chapter Twenty-Seven is officially finished, and with it we bring Noir into the picture along with tackling Twilight with the love hug she deserves at this point in the story.

The frustrating thing is that I wrote about 12-15k into the chapter, got about 6k added to the previous total, and have absolutely no clue what I changed because my brain decided to delete those files and kept the squee sound effect for some fucking reason. Speaking of, Flutter.yay might still be up

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Jun
25th
2020

The Order Of The Dark Oats · 12:06pm Jun 25th, 2020

Re: Twenty-Five is officially finished and uh... Well, I wanted to rewrite the entire mission with Crimson, but I ended up developing more of Max's splintering psyche than the mission itself, but now the entire thing has a different flavor.

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May
23rd
2020

A Thief's Tale: Re: 23 (Put On The Red Light) Patch Notes · 1:19am May 23rd, 2020

Alright jacks of ass and my dearest readers, we've officially topped the word count for the longest chapter in the story by about 2000 words. The fun fact is that it could have easily been 70k if I didn't delete as much as I did, but let's get onto the differences, yeah?

Final Warning: Spoilers Ahead

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May
4th
2020

A New Cover for A Thief's Tale · 9:27pm May 4th, 2020

There's not really much to it other than I commissioned another cover for A Thief's Tale because I didn't like the first one all that much in the first place. I'll be keeping an eye on the post for feedback, but here's the new cover as done by a russian guy.

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Apr
11th
2020

A Thief's Tale: The Course of Canon · 2:33am Apr 11th, 2020

Okay, my proud, proud homies. My readers and fans. The people who look at A Thief's Tale and view the fuck out of it:

I have an announcement and it might annoy some people. Chapters 51-73, as in 'Fuck Me, and Not In The Nice Way' to 'The Dawn of Kaid Maximus' are all officially an 'IF' offshoot. I repeat, about 23 chapters are now and forever obsolete and noncanon. I thank you for your time, sausage, and views.

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Apr
1st
2020

Concerning Rewrites · 2:32pm Apr 1st, 2020

I'm deviating the story from chapter fifty onward, so big yeet. I'll finish the rewrites here, but I'll still be working on new chapters for awhile. Have fun with the rewrites!

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Feb
23rd
2020

A Thief's Tale: Late Updates · 1:23pm Feb 23rd, 2020

If you haven't noticed, then I've slowed down a lot with the story and it's mostly because I need a break from writing. I'm still doing A Bard's Tale on the side, and if you didn't know, then I've been uploading this story to Royal Road and doing rewrites for the later chapters as I post them. Between getting the earlier chapters done and getting the shit past Chapter Thirty rewritten, I can't really say I have time to spare on my weekends. That, and ya mans done got sick af and is still trying

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Feb
8th
2020

A Theif's Tale- Re: 17 · 12:09pm Feb 8th, 2020

So I got rewrite number seventeen done and I asked myself why it took so long to edit. I put a good amount of time into it before I had to calm down with all the writing, and it didn't take much to realize that it was because I could put 15k into the rewritten chapter and only get 8-10k added to the total word count. Shit kinda just slapped me since I delete and rework a lotta shit, but with 17? 10k added to one chapters is a little excessive and I'm kind of scared of OG: 25 looming in the

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Jan
22nd
2020

Rewrites to Redemption: Chapter 15 · 1:26am Jan 22nd, 2020

So... There are over a hundred pages in this fuckig chapter. Even after shrinking it down some, there are still over a hundred fucking pages, and it went from 170~ to 112. That's fucking rough. It's going to take longer to edit/rewrite through these chapters than I thought, so from here on out, please be patient with a guy

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Jan
21st
2020

The Rewrites To Redemption: Chapters 13 & 14 · 12:25am Jan 21st, 2020

Alright horsefuckers, these two chapters are where the story started getting longer and now there's about 6 thousand words added to both. First and foremost, with Re: 13: Max has more reasons to like Velvet Breeze and their relationship generally makes more sense. I also gave her some background that was much needed, gave her an actual age, and made the woman less... bland in general, I guess. As for Max and Sunbutt, their reunion is a little less 'Oh shit, um...' and is a bit more 'Yeah, so I

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Jan
19th
2020

The Rewrites To Redemption · 12:01pm Jan 19th, 2020

Okay, so I posted three chapters and didn't realize it. I'm doing Re: 13 now and am getting deeper into Max's interactions with Velvet Breeze, which is... It's getting fun. It's basically the whole reason behind the rewrites; To revisit the story chapter by chapter and have more fun with every one of them. I've read through A Thief's Tale maybe... 6 times now? This being the seventh. Every time I read through it, I couldn't help but notice more and more that I wanted to change and now that I'm

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Jan
18th
2020

I'm doing these in threes, but I forgot · 5:14pm Jan 18th, 2020

I forgot to make a blog post regarding the release of Re: Chapter Nine, but that's partially because I've been doing a rework of chapter 14 because important chapter. Now, not only do I feel like half of the chapter makes more sense, I also added 6k to the damned thing and it took me 1: All night to read it 2: All night to rewrite significant portions 3: Stay sober enough to get shit done. If you'd like to read Re: Chapter 14 with its tonal changes and reworking of the sex scene, all I

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