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TPast Conditional: More Speedfics and Drabbles by Present Perfect

• MLP: FiM
• Anthology

Another collection of speedfics and other stuff. Most of it is really goofy.

• Death
• Celestia
• Luna
• Derpy
• Dinky Hooves
• Tempest Shadow

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It stinks, just like PP's hatred of batpone. On that note, it looks like Super Trampoline's Super Bad Fanfic Theater is up and running again!

That's right, as of 4-something a.m. on Wednesday, I am 25 years old!

The best present I could ask her would be to go to sleep and wake up to a bunch of super short shitty stories in the comment section here.

I dealt with this a lot back when I was living in Ponyville. I actually talked a lot about common misconceptions (For Goddess sake, we eat fruit, not blood, okay?!) in an Interview I did about a year and a half ago, which I tagged.

Hello there, my name is Super Trampoline, and I'm a bat pony. Since I am not a very good visual artist, I am giving you money to draw me. Here are some references.

Let's start with the main one: the good old General Zoi's pony creator:

And me with a Christmas hat, if you're feeling charitable:

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You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow
Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie
I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm
that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79

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