Ministry of Image - Your Human and You Book Printing Poll · 2:52am Dec 4th, 2020
Some news, everyone!
Some news, everyone!
So, for those of you who don't already know, the sequel to Your Human and You was released about two weeks ago. We're now live, baby. And I'm back to pounding whiskey and writing into the wee hours of the morning because the only time I do my best writing is when no one else is awake in my general vicinity, apparently.
Yeah...
Anyways, hope you're ready to go around again, because the tropes, cliches, and the same knuckleheaded human asshole is back.
It is done.
I just have to go over it one last time, and then the next chapter is off to the editors.
The next chapter of Your Human and You is almost here.
Thank you for your patience.
And for those of you that will ask about another story, yes, they are being worked on.
Okay, so I have an update for you all... again. The next chapter is currently at 10k words, and I have one scene left to write. Real life has been throwing a lot of stuff at me lately, but I'm hoping it will quiet down here soon so I can get more writing done.
I'm doing it, friends! One word at a time.
One word at a time.
sits in the corner and cries
Alright, so... here's the deal. There's a reason nothing of mine has been updated in a while.
The short version of it: I haven't had time to write like I used to... which sucks.
Hey y'all, MadMaxtheBlack here. Two things.
First, Bad Horse is running a survey on the opinions of Fimfiction users, and it'd be a great help to them if you took a few minutes out of your day and went to fill it out.
Alright, first things first. Apparently I'm gonna be on a stream with the good folks of the Good Humans in Equestria group this Friday @ 6:00pm CST (or 7:00pm if you're in my timezone). You are all more than welcome to ask questions/yell at me, and to do so, post your shit here.
I must apologize (once again) for the delay in the next chapter of Your Human and You. As summer started, Life seriously decided to come kick my ass, and between work, family matters, friends, looking for apartments, etc, I have lately been exhausted. The next chapter is slowly coming together, but as of right now, I do not have an estimated time until completion. Please bear with me, as Life should slow down as July comes around.
With Your Human and You wrapping up, a sequel being planned, old stories to update, and several new stories slowly entering the works, I thought I'd ask you all a question pertaining to your preference of chapter sizes vs wait time. If you'd all be so kind as to fill out the poll linked below, that'd be greatly appreciated.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10061050
Short: 1500 - 3000 words.
Medium: 3000 - 8000 words.
Long: 8000+ words.
It's another first in Your Human and You history! The story is being plagiarized!
https://www.wattpad.com/story/61081466-your-human-and-you-my-little-pony
Well, how do you like that?
Edit: Also, next chapter is 8,000 words in and we have two scenes left to go. Cheers!
Mmmmm, look at dem downvotes. They've gone up by at least ten since I posted the last chapter...
...do you guys think I can hit four hundred before the story is over?
I apologize for the lack of updates, but computer troubles mixed with classwork has set me back further than I'd like. As it sits right now, the next chapter of Your Human and You (Chapter 61) is at 8,500 words, and we still have some ways to go. I'm not sure when it'll be finished and ready for release, but just know that I have not forgotten about you guys. I'm working on it. It might be slow going, but I'm still working on it.
Now that I'm getting back into the swing of things again, I've decided to try and keep you all in the loop of what's going on.
As of right now, Chapter 60 of Your Human and You is sitting roughly at 10,000 words, and there is still one small scene left to go. I hope to have the chapter wrapped up by Monday and off to whatever editors I might still have (that is if they haven't abandoned me because of my absence).
I am terrible sorry for the long, long wait you've guys had to put up in regards to the next chapter of Your Human and You. Unfortunately, there was a death in my family, and while it wasn't someone I considered 'close' to me per se, it hit me a lot harder than I thought it would. It was difficult to get up the will to write, and when I did, I just didn't have my heart in it (as you can no doubt tell, seeing as we're on the third rewrite for the chapter). So
No, seriously guys, I swear I'm still writing. It's just, various things have prevented me from getting a lot of work done, such as midterms, bad weather, crappy internet, and the fact that I'm sick. That being said, I'm still chugging along and although I'm on the second rewrite of the next chapter, I think I like the direction it's going. I'm about 4000 words in, but it's looking that it might be a long one. I'll try and update the progress bar on my main page as much as possible to let you
Spoilers: Duh!
So, there's something I want to address after all the flak the last chapter was getting. Now, I know that most readers don't care for the Coming Dawn/Archmage/Sunny storyline, so I'm ignoring the complaints regarding that fact. Instead, I'm focusing on the biggest uproar: the Archmage's defeat of the Alicorn sisters.
VICTORY SCREEEEEEEECH!!!
It might have taken me several months, I might have had to rewrite the chapter four separate times, I might have had to thrown out 4000 words because I didn't like the direction they were going, but at last... after much sorrow and heartache... the next chapter is nearly here.
I swear I'm still alive and kicking. Real life has been beating my ass senseless, as well as writer's block getting the best of me, but I swear I'm still working on my stuff. The next chapter of Your Human and You is on it's fourth rewrite and is about 7000 words in (and I still have a ways to go too!) Now that I'm back at school, I should have some more time to work on writing as well, and I'll be able to keep you guys informed of the progress I make. Here's to hoping I can have the