Yesterday, I received my missionary acceptance letter via email. The ball is now rolling.

I have been called to serve in the San Bernandino, California mission. Training from home begins on November 1, with me being transferred to the MTC in Utah the following Wednesday. So I've got a bit of time, but not forever.

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I’m surely not the first one to notice how strange this whole Friendship School looks like. Of course the target audience would hardly notice analogies like this, they would just ask their parents about more pony toys. But really, I can see at least a missionary school and at most a group of hostages to force other countries follow ponies’ friendship policy.

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Yes. I did. Two horses having normal horse sex. It's a completely serious story, but I decided to go out of my usual skill area for April Fool's Day. If you've been following Stay Golden and you want a quick peek of what's to come, this story is for you.

It's also getting a lotta downvotes for not being porn. RIP in pepperoni.