Update 5-8-16 · 1:37pm May 8th, 2016
Sorry for the lack of updates, but for the past two weeks, my laptop was in the shop because the wifi card was broken and I couldn't connect anywhere. After seeing yesterday's episode, I started writing a new one-shot about a similar experience I had that I thought fit in almost seamlessly with Dash's experience, so expect to see a new story later (hopefully).
As for why I still haven't updated...
My sister-in-law is 6 months pregnant, and last night, she fell and broke her hip.