Greetings Gotham, Joker here! I have a little update for you all on Why So Serious? The Narwhal Assassin is working on the doc as we speak, so hopefully we'll be able to make at least some progress toward our deadline. Also, I plan on slipping a Gotham reference into the chapter when the camera shifts over to Twilight and Spike.

Now then, I need your opinions on something. Should I find a way to slip these songs into the story:

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Yeah, you can have your "Look Who's Laughing Now"s and Joker's Songs. But, for me, this will be my favorite Joker Song.

Also, who'd like to see a Mare Do Well version of the Lego Batman Games? Just spitballing here.

Why has nobody made this meme yet?

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I dare say that the latest chapter of Why So Serious is a riveting sucess, despite being several thousand words shorter than the first one. Trust me when I say I had a much longer chapter planned, but my co-author was just anxious to get it done and over with, so eh. Also, if you are following me or Why So Serious and have not read the new chapter yet, hurry up you fools before I feed you to the Bat himself!!! Or, better yet...

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I've got another update for you all on Why So Serious. After that disaster with The Power of The Darkness, I needed a good comeback. And so, I've decided to do this with the next chapter of Why So Serious?

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I've finally done it. I've finally updated Why So Serious!

So, what are you waiting for, April Fool's Day? GO READ IT NOW!!!! Also... God help Gotham if this ever comes to pass:

Behold, the true face of evil, madness, and destruction.

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, it looks like Throw It All Away has been more of a bust than a bang, mostly because I had a hissy-fit about people hating on it, brought on by a stressful day at the office. But, I believe there's still hope for redemption, so I'll put that one on the backburner for the timebeing. In the meantime, though, I'll be working on another M-rated Displaced story: the revised edition of my new yet-to-be released Joker Displaced, Why So Serious? First off, it's no

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Joker here. Just thought I'd drop in and ask you guys for your thoughts on me doing Why So Serious? spin-offs set in the Assassinverse and Maretropolis in the future. Well? What say you?

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, the opening chapter of Why So Serious? is on the brink of finally being done. Depending on my co-author's scheduale, as well as my own, I should have the story up and running next week sometime. Oh, and just in case certain people, and I think we can all guess who I mean, decide to try to spoil my fun, I have this to say:

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I see that Throw It All Away is doing about as well as it was last night. I believe this song matches how I feel about every last one of the 40 people, most of whom I'd bet dollars to donuts just read the description, and the description alone, and just blindly disliked it:

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, The Ultimate Life Form has gone horribly wrong... again. However, deleting it will give the haters what they want. So, I'll continue to work on it. But, don't expect an update anytime soon.

Another issue this brings up is how the public will recieve Why So Serious? and the aggressive expansion I'm planning. I'll talk more about that later. Right now, I'm issuing an OPEN CALL!!!!!

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, The Ultimate Life Form continues its downward spiral, thanks to the Haters trying to run it into the ground. Don't try to stick up for them, I know exactly what's going on there. Admittedly, they're making it very difficult not to just block them and call it good.

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, me and my co-author are making some very significant progress on the opening chapter of Why So Serious? Honestly, the talent he's displayed on the doc has left me very, very, impressed. I hope that, once the chapter is finally completed and the story is published at last, that it will leave you impressed as well. Here, let me show you something:

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