Well, it's that time of year again. Children everywhere cramming every last bit of energy they had into having fun in fear of the big bad school teacher coming to blow their sense of freedom down. Despite the rant, I actually enjoy school, and I'm actually one of the lucky few who are set to attend a private school this coming Thursday. I doubt anyone reading this post will honestly give a flying f--- about my personal life, so I'll get to the point.

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Before i switched to E rated stories and rebranded my account to Angry Birds, originally i wrote M rated saw crossovers the first portrayal of the series failed miserably so i rewrote them as Saw Rebirth which was more faithful to the movies and also failed miserably i was only able to publish 2 chapters of Saw 1 rebirth before i deleted the rest of the series

Saw 1 Rebirth:
Sea Swirl as Adam Faulkner-Stanheight
An alicorn OC called Dr. Chemical Beaker as Dr. Lawrence Gordon

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So, my name, I wish those things on derpibooru would stop using my name. I guess it's meant as a way to inform me that they know who I am, but I'm already aware of that fact so stop.
You people have to understand that the lowlifes typing over there would most likely not even be good enough to serve as a slave labor force clear rubble. They're just that low on the scale of lifeforms. That's truly sad, something that probably looks like a person but inside is nothing.

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I know what you're thinking, why would someone want a doughnut hole when they can have a whole doughnut. The answer is we don't know. Scientists are baffled and it's to the point where we've given up hope in an answer. It'll be one of those answers that comes to us when we die. It's sort of like the question: How can anyone actually trust the Tree of Harmony.

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