Thanksgiving is here. Diets will be blown! Party games will be played with the family. Toilets will be destroyed and then people will roll out to various stores to pillage like their barbarian forefathers did. Except, instead of gold coins or salted herring it will be for things like weird computer gizmos and clothes that don't fit.

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I know what you're thinking, why would someone want a doughnut hole when they can have a whole doughnut. The answer is we don't know. Scientists are baffled and it's to the point where we've given up hope in an answer. It'll be one of those answers that comes to us when we die. It's sort of like the question: How can anyone actually trust the Tree of Harmony.

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