Pharynx, to Thorax: Don’t do anything I would do, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There is a little grey window in there for you to operate.

Pharynx: “Scorch, keep an eye on Thorax today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.”

Scorch: “Sure, I’d love to see Thorax get punched.”

Pharynx: *glaring, in a threatening tone* “Try again.”

Scorch: *sigh* “…I will stop Thorax from getting punched.”

*Train leaves in the late afternoon*

Twilight: We ride at dawn b**ches.

*Walking into a room where Thorax, Ocellus, and Apex are* "Where the fuck is my sword?!"

*Covers Apex's ears* "Pharynx, there are nymphs present! Could you please be more appropriate?"

"Okay, fine. May I please ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking sword?"

*Snickering loudly*

“Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.”

Benjamin Franklin

Nobody is a villain in their own story. We’re all the heroes of our own stories. —George R. R. Martin

One murder makes a villain; millions, a hero. —Charlie Chaplin

In an evil society a villain is the hero, because only the villain can speak the truth. T.J Kirk

When people are 2 faced the only thing you’ll know for sure is that you can’t trust either of them. —Joker The Dark Knight

People change. It’s just a matter of whether they die before it happens. —Orochimaru, Naruto

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Celestia: What are you doing?

Nightmare Moon: I’m about to celebrate becoming an only child!

And I amuse myself sometimes.

*DEAD*(TEAM) The Dark Lord Cthulhu : Took out the sentries
Noob Teamates : wtf (no, really, that was his name. not me inserting commentary.)
*DEAD*(TEAM) Rinnaul : Two out of three, Dark.
(TEAM) The Dark Lord Cthulhu : There's three? I only saw two. I can't handle everything. Pull your own weight people.
(TEAM) Rinnaul : I am but a taunting bird scout. I can only do so much. And it's mostly dying.

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"(...) It was far too naive to think friendship could solve everything. Though her heart still longed for those blissful days with her friends, and she knew life could never be the same again. Despite this, she knew friendship had served her well in the past, an important cornerstone of pony culture, one that unites them and is far too precious to give up. It was a fine line - a line that must be tread carefully.

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On the first day of Friendship School, Yona immediately tried to impress me by swallowing a table whole. The entire table. Down her throat, no chewing. Despite the curse of knowing that she could literally eat me alive, I was still so impressed that I asked her out right then and there. I never looked back.

Starlight: Did you just call a knife a “pony-opener”?

Cozy Glow:...should I not?

Hey everypony,

Is anyone else having issues with the mobile version of the website? I can't seem to quote other users in comments via the quote button next to someone's comment, and the emojis simply don't work. I open the drop-down, click the button, but nothing happens. Even typing out the text code for them doesn't work.

I've just returned from a week in Arundel. The previous day I visited a pub there with a rather enigmatic name that turned out to have a rather innocuous origin, but then I caught sight of a quote on the wall that suggested otherwise. I won't divulge exactly what this matter was but I will provide a translation of the quote into the language it was meant to have been spoken in. See if you can deduce what I mean.

Enigmatic figure: Kothen. Kothen. I lan ma, vahl?

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Oops... I almost forgot to post a Question of the Week this week, but I caught it and here we are.

For this question, I wanted to ask a question that regards something I've employed in some of my older stories (like Ask Roseate Grimsbane, the Witch) where each chapter would have a quote from a book of some sort (usually something made up for the setting).

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“The food is too hot and I can’t eat it.”

“You’re too hot and I could still eat you.”

”…” .////////.

“What’s up guys? I’m back.”

“What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.”

“Death is a social construct.”

Pharynx: Would you rather kill Thorax or—

Chrysalis: Yes. Kill him

Pharynx: I didn’t even say the second option.

Chrysalis: I don’t need to hear it.

Pharynx:

Thorax: …feeling a little unsafe…

Tirek: I hate you.

Cozy: Well, according to this picture I drew if us holding hands, it must be untrue.

"Life isn't some cartoon musical where you can sing a little song and your insipid dreams will magically come true! So let it go." - Chief Bogo from Zootopia

"You can't just make everything better by singing some stupid song!" - Spinel from Steven Universe: The Movie

"Not everything can be solved with a good attitude and a dope music soundtrack." - Willow Park from The Owl House

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